The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even exist. — Alexia Copy Share Image
I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I was a chemical engineer in school. And, randomly, an ex-girlfriend dared me to do a play. — Ato Essandoh Copy Share Image
I think Britney spears was thinking of you when she wrote the song, 'womanizer' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Algebra is my favorite subject...because you can replace my X without asking me Y. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When my ex girlfriend left, I was crushed. Why’d she have to drive off in a steamroller?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Used to stress her, try to impress her, now I can care less for her, Shit, I wish the best for her. — Deezy Da Dreadhead Copy Share Image
“Our lives were now worlds apart, separated by time, circumstance, and the unbridgeable chasm of money.” — Travis Luedke Copy Share Image
Everyone has that one ex they don't want the world to know they ever dated!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For me, I still have feelings for all of my ex-girlfriends. In different parts of my life, I would miss that person.… — Miles Teller Copy Share Image
My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid...and her nose… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
It's fun to branch out a bit. I feel like I've held a lot of tricks up my sleeve for a lot… — Jennifer Carpenter Copy Share Image
I've been insane for a long time. An ex-girlfriend of mine once asked, "Is it true that all comedians are depressed?," and… — Jason Gann Copy Share Image
Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
You will look back on this day and remember what a good person you lost. No one will ever give you what… — Dan Pellegrino Copy Share Image
And don't let me see you crying, and if the one you love hurt you, don't let me know, because if that… — Rakii Retondo Copy Share Image
“Is your ex-girlfriend a total dog? Buy this shirt and support more dogs like her. But the good news is that, unlike… — Amy Sparling Copy Share Image
“My eyes change color depending on my mood and what I’m wearing. If I’m wearing an acorn brown shirt, my eyes look… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Sometimes I just want to hurt some people. Just becease there have hurting me. Just becease it funny. Beceas there have done… — Bryan N De Bruin Copy Share Image
Mohani Yantra black magic vashikaran tantra mantra jadua tono ilmo ka BADSHAH DUKHIYO KA EK HI SAHARA molvi wahid HAMARA NIRASH MATA,… — Babaji Copy Share Image
For example, you can go on all the pro-life chat rooms and say you're an outraged right-wing voter and that you know… — Moby Copy Share Image
Get away from my ex-girlfriend, you moany little whinge-bag.' Caelen took a deep breath, like he was in pain, and stood up.… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Getting you out of my heart was too hard for me to do on my own even after all you've done…but more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The title 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' is meant to be a deconstruction of a stereotype, and the whole show is about deconstructing the boxes… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
Have you ever talked to an ex, & exaggerated on how happy you are since you guys are broken up? You tell… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My ex? Yeah I'd still hit that... But with a car or a baseball bat! ;) — KiKi Strack Copy Share Image
