Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?' — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I try to exercise before work, but that usually turns into just eating peanut butter. — Jessica Tarlov Copy Share Image
Where the guests at a gathering are well-acquainted, they eat 20 per cent more than they otherwise would. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Untouchability is a blot on Hinduism. It is a canker eating into its vitals. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
Sorry, I don't eat any fast food. I believe in eating healthy organic foods for a better lifestyle. — Keegan Allen Copy Share Image
"Forget Barbie, f-ck Nicki she's fake. She's on a diet", but my pockets eating cheese cake. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
Stopping the junk food and Eating well is partially about cooking well and having the skills to do that. — Gordon Ramsay Copy Share Image
When you consider the many ways in which people have to make a living every day when they wake up, I figure… — Casey Affleck Copy Share Image
I wish scientists would come up with an ear of corn that was big and round, because then when you were eating… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Meat is a tremendous environmental challenge. It contributes enormous amounts of greenhouse gas, especially beef eating. — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
Doing press is like eating at McDonald's: while it's going on it's vaguely enjoyable - you're seduced by your own vanity and… — Emily Mortimer Copy Share Image
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
And I love it when your hair still wet cause you just took a shower. Runnin on a treadmill and only eating… — Drake Copy Share Image
Therell always be some weird thing about eating four grapes before you go to bed, or drinking a special tea, or buying… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
If you die, I will lie down beside you and I will stay there until the end, without eating or drinking, you… — Jean-Paul Sartre Copy Share Image
Our work is not to change what you do, but to witness what you do with enough awareness, enough curiosity, enough tenderness… — Geneen Roth Copy Share Image
... it is not a crisis of our environs or surroundings; it is a crisis of our lives as individuals, as family… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
I think sometimes what happens is that all of this feeling out of control manifests itself in trying to control your body;… — Susan Sarandon Copy Share Image
The actual getting into the gym and working out process was easier, but the eating was harder. I had to eat every… — Taylor Lautner Copy Share Image
The anorexic is the fuse nakedly exposed to the direct power of modern media, a psyche whose wiring has no insulation. The… — Kenny Smith Copy Share Image
You have to learn what makes this or that Sammy run. For one it's a pat on the back, for another it's… — Bear Bryant Copy Share Image
I would have these massive eating sessions with my chef friends where we'd go out for a whole day and eat all… — Melissa Leong Copy Share Image
Study universal holiness of life. Your whole usefulness depends on this, for your sermons last but an hour or two, your life… — Robert Murray M'Cheyne Copy Share Image
Chess can be described as the movement of pieces eating one another. — Marcel Duchamp Copy Share Image
In a meat-eating world, wearing leather for shoes and clothes and even handbags, the discussion of fur is childish. — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
If you’re eating vegetables you are probably pushing unhealthier food out of your diet. — Dan Buettner Copy Share Image
I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it… — Willow Smith Copy Share Image
If I'm eating, I'll leave my phone places and don't touch it for a few hours, daily. — Noah Centineo Copy Share Image
When traveling, I carry sandwiches and fruits to avoid eating restaurant food. — Soham Chakraborty Copy Share Image
There are some people who eat an orange but don't really eat it. They eat their sorrow, fear, anger, past, and future. — Nhat Hanh Copy Share Image
I wasn't doing the comedy thing at all for six months. And it was just eating at my soul. — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
I eat seven, if not eight, times a day. Every two hours, I'm usually eating. — Phil Heath Copy Share Image
What baron or squire Or knight of the shire Lives half so well as a holy friar. — John O'Keefe Copy Share Image
If anyone wants to save the planet, all they have to do is just stop eating meat. — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
I'm not from a maple producing area and so my maple syrup credentials are very much of the eating side. — Nancy Greene Copy Share Image
I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex? — David Letterman Copy Share Image