The Easter Bunny ate all of the carrots that we left for him. What a pig. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
So this chocolate princess. Her knight in shining armor is the Easter Bunny. — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
I dont believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're old enough to be told that the Easter Bunny and Jesus aren't real. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you ever wonder why we always leave cookies and milk for Santa Claus, but we never leave a salad for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I am going to kill the fuck out of you now,” he informs the Easter bunny.” — Matt Wallace Copy Share Image
Believing in the Easter bunny is like saying you believe in an over sized, purple bunny, pooping colorful eggs on your lawn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How is it possible that our parents lied to us?" "Lets see: Santa, the Tooth Fairy,the Easter bunny,um, God. You're the prettiest… — Brian K. Vaughan Copy Share Image
“Well, she'd been in shock. She could've believed just about anything. The Easter Bunny, tooth fairy, Santa... Yes, Virginia, men do let… — Melissa Tagg Copy Share Image
May your Easter be filled with lots of Easter eggs, presents from the Easter bunny, blessings from Jesus Christ and most of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Is the Easter Bunny a space alien trying to trick us into implanting us with his eggs? Because I will so swear… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
Like Christmas, Easter has lost much of its religious meaning in popular culture. Ask your average kid what the holiday is about… — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
“baskets, hoppily all the way. It’s true many people say, that year even though it’s a blur, an Easter Bunny was seen… — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
Do we believe that there is equal economic opportunity out there in the real world, right now, for each and every one… — William Weld Copy Share Image
“Eugenia’s mouth formed an O shape, her eyes wide and a little wet. Now I had not only told her Santa wasn’t… — Sierra Dean Copy Share Image
I don't believe in God any more than I believe in the Easter bunny. I grew up in a very strict Catholic… — Amber Heard Copy Share Image
“And if that bastard’s innocent,” Rhage spoke up, “I’m the fucking Easter bunny.” “Oh, good,” someone quipped. “I’m calling you Hop-along Hollywood… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
I hear in the big city, girls dress up like sexy witches and sexy vampires and sexy Easter bunnies, and go to… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny should take a few pointers from the mutual-fund industry. All three are trying to pull off… — Jonathan Clements Copy Share Image
They’re plotting against you. (Jaden) Who? (Jericho) Your best friends, fool, who do you think? The Easter Bunny or the assholes who… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy,… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
“In my defense, the Easter Bunny is the weakest link in magical lore. I mean, you have to admit that the whole… — Autumn Doughton Copy Share Image
“Though I adore the idea of Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, Sandman, the Tooth Fairy, and such luminary characters—especially their altruism and… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
The rules your parents teach you to live by are very different than the rules the world actually runs by. Most of… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
The children were overwhelmingly morbid. Not a single adult asked me where butterflies go when they die, but this question was more… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
Lois this family believes in the Easter bunny, he died for our sins in that helicopter crash. — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Did anyone else ever wonder why the easter bunny gave away chocolate eggs? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the Easter bunnies been to your house, remember, those brown ones are not jelly beans. . . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
“I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.” — Barbara Bretton Copy Share Image
May Easter bunny get you lots and lots of presents. Enjoy the season of Easter eggs and bonnet hats. Have a Happy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Passover is just like Easter but without the bunny, bonnets, colored eggs or New Testament. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will never admit to my parents that I dont believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
