“Everyone else sees a legion of undead clowns worshipping a giant chicken, right?” Moon asks.” — Matt Wallace Copy Share Image
“Indiana Jones was an imperialist grave-robbing sumbitch,” Cindy chimes in from behind Ritter. “I hate those fucking movies.” — Matt Wallace Hate Copy Share Image
“I am going to kill the fuck out of you now,” he informs the Easter bunny.” — Matt Wallace Easter bunny Copy Share Image
“Fear is a tool, like anything else. The trick is learning to use it without it turning on you.” — Matt Wallace Fear Copy Share Image
“Tag, you know ‘half-and-half’ is a pejorative use of an ableist term,” Jett chastises. “Both the minotaur contingent and the centaur contingent… — Matt Wallace Ableist Copy Share Image
“Didn’t we option this one’s spec?” Producer One asks Producer Two, using his Italian-loafered foot to prod the eviscerated writer in question.… — Matt Wallace Writers Copy Share Image
