Drinking Quotes · Page 46

And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.

— Augusten Burroughs

'Tis not the eating, nor 'tis not the drinking that is to be blamed, but the excess

— John Selden

I'm not a big drinking person and hardly ever have alcohol. Perhaps it's not sweet enough for my sweet tooth.

— Dawn French

Summer Drinking Rule number 6: If someone buys you a shot, finish it. If you don't plan to finish it, don't accept it.

— Anonymous

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.

— Jimmy Breslin

It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs.

— H. L. Mencken

“My professional life had started and here I was at a professional dinner full of uninhibited drinking.”

— Gerry Abbey

Drinking isn't necessarily the same as wanting to die. But you can't drink without thinking you're killing yourself.

— Marguerite Duras

If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes…

— Thomas de Quincey

If you don't need to quit drinking, you shouldn't quit drinking. I used to really love to drink, and especially living in…

— Tom Ford

'The Real World' is the most predictable arc ever. They get on the show, they're all excited, we're gonna be best friends,…

— Adam McKay

Because Brenda [Carlin] had a drinking problem along with the coke, she had to hit bottom first. Most alcoholics do. And for…

— George Carlin

It was my first scene. My first day. We could have started with me drinking a beer, something a little less than…

— Gisele Bundchen

The technology companies don't understand creative things at all. Silicon Valley's view of the creative process in Hollywood is a bunch of…

— Steve Jobs

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like…

— Oliver Reed

I don't really watch what I eat. I love sitting around with friends and eating loads and drinking loads for hours. Maybe…

— Santiago Cabrera

The reality is that living digitally rewires our brains for perpetual motion, shallow surface thinking, and compulsive/addictive behaviors. Because our world is…

— Tricia Rhodes

If you can make a little painting for the ears with a few words, well, I like words; I like cutting them…

— Tom Waits

Paper money is like dram-drinking, it relieves for a moment by deceitful sensation, but gradually diminishes the natural heat, and leaves the…

— Thomas Paine

“I think he just loved being with the bears because they didn't make him feel bad. I get it too. When he…

— Michael Thomas Ford

Do you go see her?" "No," I said, refusing to acknowledge that I'd just seen Lissa last night. "That's not my life…

— Richelle Mead

I was trying my best not to drink. I'd go a day or two, and I just couldn't stand it. It kinda…

— Jim Hamilton

For 13 years I have been teaching my daughter and talking to her to have faith in her God, to have faith…

— Chris Harrison

“One woman tells me, as we sit on the grass, that she thinks running is like getting drunk in reverse. With drinking,…

— Adharanand Finn

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

— Anonymous

Wichita Falls, Texas is considering using toilet water for drinking. And a dog there today said, 'White people's problems.'

— Bill Maher

A drinking man's someone who wants to forget he isn't still young an' believing.

— Tennessee Williams

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.

— Anonymous

“Mixing old wine with new wine is stupidity, but mixing old wisdom with new wisdom is maturity.”

— Amit Kalantri

It's not drinking alone if your partner is on the other side of the room ignoring you.

— Anonymous

There are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits that are not good until they are rotten.

— Samuel Johnson

The wild stuff is all so overrated. Drinking, you don't feel good all the time. There's a lot of down, a lot…

— Barry Hannah

Eating, drinking, and depression disorders are really thinking disorders.

— Byron Katie

I read an article the other day that said, if you drink every day you are an alcoholic. Thank god I only…

— Nishan Panwar

To describe drunkenness for the colorful vocabulary is rather cynical. There is nothing easier than to capitalize on drunkards.

— Anton Chekhov

Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty

— Paa Kwesi Nduom

Drinking your milk and talking at the same time may result in your having to be patted on the back and dried…

— Anonymous

I'm glad I don't have a drinking problem,' I confided, 'because I don't think I'd ever be able to quit.

— Michael J. Fox

“When I go to the bar, I never drink much. And to do that I avoid conversations, as silence reduces saliva and…

— Jarod Kintz