Forget diamonds or dogs—a girl or boy's best friend is always a high-powered weapon. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dog thinks hes soo popular.. whenever the doorbell rings he always assumes its for him! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I need someone to talk to no one is there. That's why I love my dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having a dog is my favorite way to avoid the responsibility of having children. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I pray thee let me and my fellow have a haire of the dog that bit us last night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people tend to throw your love to the dogs when you become totally submissive to them, but when you want to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I miss you Mito you are my baby forever .I miss you so much. Why did tht stupid dog kill you?:(. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as if the dog did it." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty, as appears from the fact that any liberally educated dog… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden surprising outbursts of affection, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Nowhere is the dog more venerated and cared for than in Zoroastianism. The Avesta and other sacred books say the dog symbolizes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is miraculous, even when it's disastrous, it's still incredible, I'm fascinated with everything, life is fascinating, I'm fascinated by trees and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear my little Kitten friends, we are never liked by some people. But that's okay. Because one day we are going to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[on going to Sunday school:] It looks like rain, and I hope it will rain cats and dogs and hammers and pitchforks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Go looking for conflict, and you'll find it. Go looking for people to take advantage of you, and they generally will. See… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'DogsHe is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The wife correct " Lorelei prompted. "She makes sure her husband is treated with the proper regard and she is the one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Was the majority right when they stood by while Jesus was crucified? Was the majority right when they refused to believe that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I open the fridge, my dog looks at me like, 'Why don't you eat all the food?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can always count on my dog to make me feel better about a bad hair day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sentence 'The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog' uses every letter in the alphabet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“From the dogs point of veiw, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let us love dogs; let us love only dogs! Man and cats are unworthy creatures. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love having someone I can tell anything to and she will never judge me. I love my dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
T, at least once in your life you tried to drink out of the cup like a dog — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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