You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a dog person and an evening person because people and mornings had their chances to win me over and blew it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in order to train them to attack your picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our brain, our body, craves fat. We cannot help it. That's why a kid will eat a hot dog quicker than a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Non c’è niente da fare, l’uomo è un cane che si mangia la coda. Gira in cerchio fino a consumarsi.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a dog bites once thats the dog's fault. If the dog bites you twice its your fault…So I'm not bothering the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Man1 sitting with dog. Man2:Your dog bits? Man1:No Man 2 sits and the dog bits! Man2 angrily, you said he does not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To push behind the dog sled and run in front of the dog sled. That was always an interesting job. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Buy a gift for a dog, and you'll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If anyone has seen the horrific and unwatchable footage of the Chinese cat and dog trade - animals skinned alive - then… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Results for "Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I believe it's our loss of connection with our instinctual side that prevents us from being effective pack leaders for our dogs.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some philosophers can't bear to say simple things, like "Suppose a dog bites a man." They feel obliged instead to say, "Suppose… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone calls you a B***H. REPLY:Let me educate you on that word. A B***H is a female dog. Dogs bark, bark… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now, Watson,” said Holmes, as a tall dog-cart dashed up through the gloom, throwing out two golden tunnels of yellow light from… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now remember: When things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Youth will be served, every dog has his day, and mine has been a fine one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
