I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? — Jay London Copy Share Image
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As well consult a butcher on the value of vegetarianism as a doctor on the worth of vaccination. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Her mom and dad are both doctors and want her to follow her dream, not turn out the way they have, no… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I think [Doctor Strange] it is - it does tap into a supernatural type of genre that is not horror. — Kevin Feige Copy Share Image
Printer's ink, when it spells out a doctor's promise to cure, is one of the subtlest and most dangerous of poisons. — Samuel Hopkins Adams Copy Share Image
Not really in all honesty because until you take control of your own health and go to your own doctor and have… — Star Jones Copy Share Image
I tell [medical students] that they are the luckiest persons on earth to be in medical school, and to forget all this… — Joseph Murray Copy Share Image
A New York doctor has finished a five year study on what smells have the biggest effect on New Yorkers. The smell… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
We’ve all heard the expression, ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away.’ Well, I’ve got a good question for you: What… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
I'm a bad, inconsistent person, but at least I'm not a member of the Tea Party griping incoherently about too much government,… — George Singleton Copy Share Image
When I was in college my girl got me a job at the doctor's office she was working at. I was a… — J. Cole Copy Share Image
As the earth spins through space, a view from above the North Pole would encompass most of the wealth of the world… — Barry Commoner Copy Share Image
... an appallingly high percentage of doctors and other practitioners are still pretty much out of the loop regarding trigger points, despite… — Clair Davies Copy Share Image
Take charge of hidden, sneaky sources of chronic inflammation that can trigger illness and disease by wearing comfortable shoes daily, getting an… — David Agus Copy Share Image
“John Murphy amefariki dunia. Ndege aliyotoka nayo hapa, Dar es Salaam, ndiyo aliyotoka nayo Paris na ndiyo hiyo iliyoanguka katika mazingira ya… — Enock Maregesi Copy Share Image
I think there's some evidence that when it comes to being a doctor or nurse, a police officer or therapist, that empathetic… — Paul Bloom Copy Share Image
Before they went on vacation, Congress voted to exempt themselves from Obamacare. They gave themselves a special exemption because they thought it… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The freedom of patient speech is necessary if the doctor is to get clues about the medical enigma before him. If the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“[Refers to 121 children taken into care in Cleveland due to suspected abuse (1987) and later returned to their parents] Sue Richardson,… — Heather Bacon Copy Share Image
Following the enormous conjecture in the press over the last two weeks, I wish to confirm that I have been tested HIV… — Freddie Mercury Copy Share Image
I wrote for years before I was ever published, and I don't think I could ever stop. That said, I was also… — James Rollins Copy Share Image
“But nothing in my previous work had prepared me for the experience of reinvestigating Cleveland. It is worth — given the passage… — Sue Richardson Copy Share Image
Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
The doctor that acts out of love doesn't burn out. He or she may get tired physically, but not emotionally. — Bernie Siegel Copy Share Image
Right now, doctors can test for about 2,500 medical conditions, but they only can treat about 500 of those. So what do… — Nancy Gibbs Copy Share Image
I have noticed that doctors who fail in the practice of medicine have a tendency to seek one another's company and aid… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
You might say it was my return to the living that launched me as a singer. I was placed in an oxygen… — Patsy Cline Copy Share Image
I think there was a petition online to get me involved in Doctor Who. Im not a Doctor Who fanatic, but I… — Gina Bellman Copy Share Image
Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
“A doctor should be a clown at heart, a scientist at brain and a mother at conscience.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
I was on as many as seven medications at one time, doctors didn't know what to do with me. — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
Clinching the [County] Championship is a strange sensation... There's more atmosphere in a doctor's waiting room — Simon Hughes Copy Share Image
Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Every disease is a musical problem. Its cure a musical solution. The more rapid and complete the solution, the greater the musical… — Novalis Copy Share Image
They told me I wouldn't make 25. Then it was 35, then 45. These were my doctors speaking - they're all dead now. — George Best Copy Share Image
Doctors quickly learn that how much they make has little to do with how good they are. It largely depends on how… — Atul Gawande Copy Share Image
I doubt if any doctor could recommend a more nourishing breakfast for a working girl in a hurry. — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
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