Ninety isn't old. You're old when your doctor doesn't X-ray you any more - he just holds you up to the light! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
You can't judge the ability of a doctor by the amount of praise the undertakers give him. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Doctors removed my gallbladder and pancreas, which are supposed to break down sugar and alcohol. — Sharon Jones Copy Share Image
Don't go to the doctor with every distemper, nor to the lawyer with every quarrel, nor to the pot for every thirst. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I use the gallery as if it were a doctor. I come for ideas and help - to look at situations within… — Lucian Freud Copy Share Image
The worst moment from all of this was driving from that doctor's office, to tell my wife that I was HIV positive. — Magic Johnson Copy Share Image
A chiropractor accomplished in three weeks what the army doctors haven't been able to do in two years. — George Kennedy Copy Share Image
My dear doctor, I am surprised to hear you say that I am coughing very badly, as I have been practising all… — John Philpot Curran Copy Share Image
We also heard the usual old nonsense that banning hunting would affect employment if we abolished crime we would put all the… — Ann Widdecombe Copy Share Image
My sister had health insurance; she should have been warned by her doctors that she was at risk. But she was a… — Robin Lim Copy Share Image
My advantage as a woman and a human being has been in having a mother who believed strongly in women's education. She… — Antonia Fraser Copy Share Image
The medical operations are so challenging because they're so technical, as well. I assumed before we started that we would do the… — Clive Owen Copy Share Image
Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Social systems proceed by (usually) covering up the brutalities upon which they are based. The doctor doesn't let you get to his… — Tyler Cowen Copy Share Image
When I went to the scientific doctor I realised what a lust there was in him to wreak his so-called science on… — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
Look, if you have somebody who doesn't have health insurance, who doesn't have a doctor or dentist, and in order to deal… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
Mr. Greenspan did a very good job in the early 1990's. But recently he's fallen prey to this crazy theory that prosperity… — Steve Forbes Copy Share Image
Towns are full of people, houses full of tenants, hotels full of guests, trains full of travelers, cafés full of customers, parks… — Jose Ortega y Gasset Copy Share Image
Let all your preaching be in the most simple and plainest manner; look not to the prince, but to the plain, simple,… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
Let's be clear: all professions look bad in the movies. And there's a good reason for this. Movies don't portray career paths,… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
There's a lot of pressure to look good, have the gun, know what you're doing and be one of the boys. I… — Moon Bloodgood Copy Share Image
When you see a Tibetan doctor taking care of a patient, first of all, of course there are many wonderful medicines that… — Matthieu Ricard Copy Share Image
So deep and meaningful is the joy and the enthusiasm that is born in one's mind and heart by human love and… — Norman Vincent Peale Copy Share Image
In Iraq, until before the war, the women were scientists, museum directors, doctors. I'm not valourising Saddam Hussein or the Soviet occupation… — Arundhati Roy Copy Share Image
People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Anyone who thinks they're happy should really see a doctor, because there is no reason to be happy. — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
Within every patient there resides a doctor, and we as physicians are at our best when we we put our patients in… — Albert Schweitzer Copy Share Image
I am a medical scientist, not a practical physician. I think it's very upfront. I am a doctor. I have long experience… — Robert Jarvik Copy Share Image
Lawyers, doctors, plumbers, they all made the money. Writers? Writers starved. Writers suicided. Writers went mad. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I tried getting my dad to buy me a beeper for my birthday,” he says, “but he thinks only doctors and drug… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
“I don't think you can be a physician and not see yourself reflected in your patient's illness. How would I deal with… — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
I do sometimes watch 'Dr. Who' and while the stories barely make sense, if at all, the doctor is such great company… — John Shirley Copy Share Image
With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine,… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Doctor Who is like any long-running series in that the cast tend to look to the star to set the general tone.… — Sarah Sutton Copy Share Image
For many people with HIV, finding the right doctor is the most important decision they'll make. — David Mixner Copy Share Image
While aromatherapy is practiced by medical doctors in France, this has not been the case in England and the United States. — Robert Tisserand Copy Share Image
Few gynecologists recommend to their heterosexual patients the most foolpoof of solutions, namely, misterectomy. — Mary Daly Copy Share Image
It's actually very beautiful when you can't conceive on your own, you can actually go to the doctors and with science you… — Tamar Braxton Copy Share Image
Drugs are in every walk of life - doctors, lawyers, preachers, the guy who works for IBM, teenagers on the street, teenagers… — Smokey Robinson Copy Share Image
Sickness, doctors, that scares me, not violence -- helplessness. That's why I turn to violent stories. — Warren Zevon Copy Share Image