How do you react when you think you need people's love? Do you become a slave for their approval? — Byron Katie Copy Share Image
When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that really annoys me. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The very first tear he made was so deep that I thought it had gone right into my heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Thought is not reality; yet it is through Thought that our realities are created. — Sydney Banks Copy Share Image
Right or wrong, it's very pleasant to break something from time to time. — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
You can get over a broken past if you decide to believe that there's nothing in your past that can keep you… — Joyce Meyer Copy Share Image
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Maybe you're right, people do not understand you! Do not blame them, are used to catch you around the ears clean up… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
...nothing so liberalizes a man and expands the kindly instincts that nature put in him as travel and contact with many kinds… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
You know, like, real paying attention and real observation and deep thought and deep consideration can be a bit, you know, miserable-making. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
One should express his viewpoint regarding what he performed in his country and in a vast part of the world with great… — Ruhollah Khomeini Copy Share Image
When Armageddon comes, it would be good to be an Olympic athlete, because running real fast and jumping over stuff could come… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
To think deeply in our culture is to grow angry and to anger others; and if you cannot tolerate this anger, you… — Jules Henry Copy Share Image
I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns-regular sun and "rogue" sun. That way, when somebody asked me what… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk about freely, make my… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through… — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
If someone told me it wasn't "fashionable" to talk about freedom, I think I'd just have to look him square in the… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the the… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
A religion true to its nature must also be concerned about man's social conditions…A ny religion that professes to be concerned with… — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“I have a deep thought for you. Science fiction is just beginning to catch up with the Old Testament. See artificial nitrates… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
“I noticed Xander had subtly adjusted his posture. He slouched slightly to the side, let his head hang, and then looked up… — Adrianne Ambrose Copy Share Image
In my first publication I might have claimed that I had come to the conclusion, as a result of serious study of… — Alexander Fleming Copy Share Image
“O Deep Thought computer," he said, "the task we have designed you to perform is this. We want you to tell us…"… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“I'm full of shit. I’m never myself. I've got a Southern accent around the oldsters; I’m a nerd for graphs and deep… — John green Copy Share Image
