Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen's round metal hat. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
When you come right down to it, the secret to having it all is loving it all. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
Don't sacrifice your spirit for wealth. Grow your wealth by first growing your spirit. — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
If you want to amend your errors, you must begin by amending your philosophy. — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
“Just walk through him," I said, still deep in thought. "and if you ever wanted to know how a moose works, just… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
When you go to a party at somebody's house, don't automatically assume that the drinks are free. Ask, and ask often. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Extroverts are energized by social interaction. I'm often exhausted by it. I am someone who needs personal time for deep thought and… — Ritchie Torres Copy Share Image
If everyone could see the image of God in his neighbor, do you think we should still need tanks and generals? — Mother Teresa Copy Share Image
Power is only vouchsafed to the man who dares to stoop and pick it up. There is only one thing, one thing… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
You can't teach people everything they need to know. The best you can do is position them where they can find what… — Seymour Papert Copy Share Image
You don't get character because you're successful; you build character because of the hardships you face. — Herman Edwards Copy Share Image
Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don't think she would know sensuality if it bit her on the ass. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Anyone who has a dog knows that they have some very deep thoughts, that they have moods and emotions, they get their… — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
Did I ever tell you,’ said Lymond pausing on the afterthought, on his way to the flap, ‘that that aunt of mine… — Dorothy Dunnett Copy Share Image
There is an interesting point about the price of success: It must always be paid in full-and in advance. Everyone wants to… — Brian Tracy Copy Share Image
When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Let me give you a hint, young ones, what it is you will become as you grow. What things make you cry,… — Stefanie Schneider Copy Share Image
“It is, I think, the rarest of leisure, hard work mixed with hard pleasure, to refine one's time of deep thought or… — Barry Lopez Copy Share Image
Why do there have to be rules for everything? It's gotten to the point that rules dominate just about every aspect of… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“Going home in the trolley, Francie held the shoebox in her lap because Mama had no lap now. Francie thought deep thoughts… — Betty Smith Copy Share Image
“Hey! look at us We're digging and digging Into stubborn, ancient earth; We're discovering Where we came from, and how we came.… — Lois A. Cheney Copy Share Image
“... intellectuals seemed to think that their life - the life of the mind, the endless self examination, the continuous autobiography afflicted… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it? Maybe Bob could. He was suddenly on top of the… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
We believe we are hurt when we don't receive love. But that is not what hurts us. Our pain comes when we… — Alan Cohen Copy Share Image
I have a tendency to hurt myself physically, when I'm hurting inside. I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.… — She's_gone Copy Share Image
I think of tomorrow going shopping, hanging out with good friends and family and then I thought to myself if people find… — Maureen Renfro Copy Share Image
The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
