Dating Quotes · Page 34

By my estimation, dating was 1 percent confidence and 99 percent troubleshooting.

— Ophira Eisenberg

Here's one thing I can't understand: people who are friends with their exes.

— Timothy Hutton

I love having boyfriends. I love dating. I do not want a husband in my house.

— Shonda Rhimes

“The pillars of sharing are giving and receiving, which equally sum up to the Law of Reciprocity.”

— John Arthur

In the history of life, no good news has followed that sentence ["We have to talk."].

— Paul Reiser

If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.

— Ben Kingsley

I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'm dating had more time for a console than me.

— Josie Maran

“The best form of dating is dating through friendship”

— John Arthur

[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's…

— David Cross

Guys are so transparent most of the time. Unless, of course, they're dating you, in which case they are utter mysteries.

— Nicole Richie

“She kept reminding me she was at a wedding, which didn’t really help my emotional state, if you know what I mean.”

— Hilary Grossman

Your EX has never come back to apologize or beg for another chance at love, just know that you were the worst…

— Muniir Zero

“Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I guess after you’ve writhed around naked on the floor in front of a man, the least you can do is let…

— Andrea Laurence

If you're in a relationship, you should NEVER care or worry about what your Ex is doing. They're your EX for a…

— Anonymous

Before you meet the love of your life, there's usually one guy you date that you try to convince yourself is him.…

— Jenny Mollen

Dating is like trying to make a meal out of leftovers. Some leftovers actually get better when they've had a little time…

— Lisa Kleypas

“While she could hardly fathom what had just happened to her that night, she reached some conclusions before she fell asleep, certain…

— Anonymous

Fereydun, that's my dad's name. My grandmother, my dad's mom, when she was pregnant, she was dating a man from Persia, a…

— Fred Armisen

The rich are different. Their wants are very high maintenance. They'll pick eye color and hair color, all the way down to…

— Patti Stanger

I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most…

— Anonymous

You may wonder: how do I overcome the common 'Cute/Insane Conundrum,' as it occurs in men ... Yes, it's a fact -…

— Marilyn Suzanne Miller

What should I do if I still have feelings for my ex and I have feelings for this other guy and I…

— Serena

“To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The Law of Reciprocity both includes giving and receiving.”

— John Arthur

“A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

— Mae West

I'm not dating anyone until I get my career where I want it to be.

— Molly Qerim

Don't be happy you have many boyfriends because law of demand Says cheap commodity has high Demand.

— Sushan R Sharma

Oh your dating my ex… i thought the five second rule was for food ONLY!!!

— Jasmine

One relationship ends but life goes on. Your 'Ex' was just a stepping stone to something better.

— Sushan R Sharma

“Desperation works in job search as well as it does in dating.”

— Darrell Gurney

There is no such thing as an ideal man. The ideal man is the man you love at the moment.

— Francoise Sagan

I'm not dating anybody. The only boyfriend I have right now is my music. It's that interesting.

— Joss Stone

Don't worry if you had a bad day,remember there are people who have their ex's name tattooed...!!!

— Ritesh

I've never been speed dating! I sort of wish I had, just for the experience of it.

— America Ferrera

You're right, all guys are the same. It has nothing to do with you exclusively dating douchebags.

— Anonymous

I Wonder If Jake From State Farm Ever Dated Flo From Progressive

— Imsomilehigh

Thing about being friends with your ex. They forget they don't have any say so in your life.

— Anonymous

NEVER GO BACK TO AN X. ITS LIKE READING THE SAME BOOK OVER&OVER AGAIN WHEN YOU KNOW HOW THE STORY ENDS

— Author Name