“What Promise of a new day does one have to ignore to laugh so early in the morning?” — Leot Felton Copy Share Image
“You are so beautiful, I could eat you,” he said. And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.… — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
I like dark humor. I think the world is very funny and tragic, and my photographs are basically dark Jewish humor. — William Klein Copy Share Image
“How can we cash out-of-town checks when don't know whether a town's still there?” — Pat Frank Alas Babylon Copy Share Image
“Don't tell me it's going to fucking be okay! I am not okay with being that fucker's pinata!” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Heart condition? That’s rich. I guess you can call a heart not beating a condition.-PJ” — Nessie Strange Copy Share Image
“Sow a thought and reap an action, sow an action and reap a habit, sow a habit and reap a destiny -… — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
Bomb', Reyes said, not bothering to look up. 'One of ours?' Maddox insisted... 'Hardly. I know better than to blow myself up,'… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Do I look like a shallow Summer girl to you?' She tossed her silver hair, offended. 'I’m a Winter Court royal. I… — Vicki Keire Copy Share Image
For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“Skylab might have been the only thing that fell faster than Reggie’s skirt when it came to a man squatting in the… — Chris DiCroce Copy Share Image
“I took the Nuban's bow. I didn't trust the midget to be able to run down any thieves, and besides, I might… — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
“Moreover, man carries in his heart the desire always to wield his scientific knowledge in service of the greater good. He would… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We’re all under the streetlamps, everyone’s the color of day-old piss. When I’m fifty, this is how I’ll remember my friends: tired… — Junot Díaz Copy Share Image
“A million dollars? A bit much don't you think?" "Fuck you." Caleb smiled, the self indulgent little shit. "My apologies," he mocked… — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“ Résumé Razors pain you, Rivers are damp, Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give, Gas smells… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“But I didn't want to be anyone's green card ticket, meal ticket, cook, washing lady, housemaid, personal masseuse, baby machine, regularly-scheduled-hole in… — Angela S. Choi Copy Share Image
“...do you have someone you can stay with? Hell, stay with your mother. The Pentagon doesn’t have the security system she’s got.”… — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
“I try to keep in mind” I recite dryly as I run the front sight of my pistol over his face, “that… — Dennis Sharpe Copy Share Image
“Things I Used to Get Hit For: Talking back. Being smart. Acting stupid. Not listening. Not answering the first time. Not doing… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
“She was knitting a sweater and enjoying the calm atmosphere of her living room when her chubby, beer-drinking, sports-watching husband woke from… — Jasun Ether Copy Share Image
“Beyond all of that, I could see the wall I had seen from inside the train, the wall that runs along the… — Anna Funder Copy Share Image
“That's Bill Brady. He goes through months of withdrawal after football season is over. In order to cope with football withdrawal, he'll… — Jasun Ether Copy Share Image
“The Dopamine Loop by Stewart Stafford I was down on the beach, She was within my reach, I wandered over to her,… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“The Angel of Death is always a young person, or a group of young people, you'll begin seeing them left and right… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“The victim lay on his face, as most people did after being stuck with ten swords.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I'm a pretty tenacious person; I get that from my mom. So sometimes, I use dark humor. I can't take myself too… — Art Alexakis Copy Share Image
“Because it’s a lit fuse, love – you light it yourself, and you stand around the powder keg afterward, grinning from ear… — Daniel Polansky Copy Share Image
“There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than… — Patrick Bateman Copy Share Image
Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk. — Robert Bloch Copy Share Image
“Politicians kiss babies, fuck interns, and lie to everyone in between—and we still throw them parties like it’s an honor to be… — Brad Deep Copy Share Image
“You have really nice teeth,” Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“In the end, we all die for what we believe in... mostly because we all die.” — Elaine Kelly Copy Share Image
I find myself laughing at a lot of things, from slapstick to dark humor. I'm pretty much all over the place. — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
When you finish a drama, you go, 'I can't wait to do a comedy.' When you finish a comedy, you go, 'I… — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
“Is that a quote from a seventies Swedish porn? In that case: haven't seen it. What's the title?” — Jean Koning Copy Share Image
“The only thing which really seemed to pay off in life, if you went by Mary Pedersen's example, was sleeping with your… — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
There's always this weird dark humor within a lot of Depeche Mode songs that people miss, tongue-in-cheek and also very British. — Dave Gahan Copy Share Image
“Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“If people realized the great pains I go through to impose such delicious torment on him, they would be more punctilious.” — Andrew Cormier Copy Share Image
