“He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“You sick bastard,” she said. “Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“Well, fame is a drug and when you take it away from an addict, things can get ugly.” — Melissa Jo Peltier Copy Share Image
“What Promise of a new day does one have to ignore to laugh so early in the morning?” — Leot Felton Copy Share Image
“You are so beautiful, I could eat you,” he said. And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.… — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
I like dark humor. I think the world is very funny and tragic, and my photographs are basically dark Jewish humor. — William Klein Copy Share Image
“How can we cash out-of-town checks when don't know whether a town's still there?” — Pat Frank Alas Babylon Copy Share Image
A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder… — Brian P. Cleary Copy Share Image
'War on Everyone,' I think... the script was hilarious to me, but it's very dark, dark humor. It's super dark. — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
“I’m not who you think I am. I’m an actor. Just like all of you. I’m improvising, shooting from the hip. It’s… — Chris DiCroce Copy Share Image
“There is sometimes a fine line between a cop and a criminal. What drives their personality may be the same, and they… — Dr. ML Rapier PhD Copy Share Image
“My book The Dancing Wolfeman, Volume I is a paranormal romantasy adventure thriller - a werewolf tale with a big twist. Through… — Rick London Copy Share Image
“I learned that it's okay to feel the way I do: that my life has no meaning unless I have a boyfriend.… — Jess C. Scott Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“An ordinary man can enjoy breakfasting on juice and rye bread. But when you are underfed, scorned, miserable or just plain bored,… — R.S. Vern Copy Share Image
“When you look for these support groups, they all have vague upbeat names. My Thursday evening group for blood parasites, it's called… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“...I could feel her burrowing into my heart. I didn't know if the burrowing was like a kitten cuddling up to its… — Jason Porter Copy Share Image
Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
“From his vantage, three steps back and to the right, Tallow could see Rosato's eye a good five inches outside Rosato's head… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“Word from the outside, whether it arrived in a mail sack or a news report, seldom overshadowed the facts of our lives.… — Judy Blunt Copy Share Image
“Then everything is clear," Reynold said, looking around triumphantly at the crowd. "Jacques Cherbourg did not drown, he survived. He went to… — Ken Follett Copy Share Image
“There was nothing worse, Veppers thought, than a loser who’d made it. It was just part of the way things worked –… — Iain M. Banks Copy Share Image
“Now, I did know a certain young lady of the 'romantic' generation of not so long ago who, after being mysteriously in… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
“(We had one guy who killed a woman and made meatloaf out of her.) And they interviewed the guy, George, and he… — Connie Fletcher Copy Share Image
“He tackled a woman's baby carriage. After the seven-month-old baby skidded across the pavement and began bawling his eyes out, Bill Brady… — Jasun Ether Copy Share Image
“Francis Ford Coppola - A man climbs a mountain and they call him a hero. I climb mountains that aren't even there.” — Madeline Moore Copy Share Image
“I would straight up fuck a snowman right now, she says. Just to cool down. - Miriam Black” — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
I envy people that know love. That have someone who takes them as they are. — Jess C Scott Copy Share Image
“You are fifty different kinds of twisted." "Only fifty? Val, you wound me.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
While art thrives on the blazing colours of scandal, literature blossoms on the dark soil of tragedy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Growing up my brother showed me a lot of Cohen brothers movies, I guess that's where I get my dark humor from. — Charles Forsman Copy Share Image
