I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is 'Harold and Maude.' — Leslie Mann Copy Share Image
“And that, my friends, is how a revolution dies. -Haymitch Abernathy” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“Nearly all a poor bastard's desires are punishable by jail.” — Louis-Ferdinand Céline Copy Share Image
“A new day always forgives you, unless it's raining and you wake up in jail.” — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
The contrast between the friendly greeting and the weapons propped against their shoulders is almost humorous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently.” — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
“It doesn’t matter what other people think when you’re right - John Cleaver” — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
“I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can't even be bothered to check my OWN… — Andrew Lawrence Copy Share Image
“It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.” — James Hetfield Copy Share Image
“Ordinarily, anyone who made such a remark to my face would go to the top of my short list for strychnine.” — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
“Jesus: I was nearly lynched by a mob made up of my hometown synagogue congregation.” — Rick Klaus Theis Copy Share Image
“A blacksmith can go anywhere. A detective inspector only goes where the dead bodies are.” “But there aren’t any dead people here… — Meljean Brook Copy Share Image
“However, for all his affection and loyalty towards the animal, the dog would soon be leaving him - they would both be… — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
I love dark humor. I love things that are so grounded in life, but just happen to be just a little bit… — Rockmond Dunbar Copy Share Image
“Skin color doesn't make you different," Melody said. "We're all the same on the inside." The only people who ever say that,"… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“Do I look like a shallow Summer girl to you?' She tossed her silver hair, offended. 'I’m a Winter Court royal. I… — Vicki Keire Copy Share Image
“Skylab might have been the only thing that fell faster than Reggie’s skirt when it came to a man squatting in the… — Chris DiCroce Copy Share Image
“After the first week I knew every line, freckle and scar on his body. Some might call it obsessive. I called it… — Madeline Pryce A.K.A. FAyth Devlin Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Let’s be honest, Mr. Ravenwood. You have no place in this town. You are not part of it and clearly, neither is… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
“Lessons for Leaders Humor is one of the most effective leadership tools. The ability to use humor skillfully has served American presidents… — Dennis N. T. Perkins Copy Share Image
“Your own politicians make our Dr. Goebbels look like a child playing with picture books in a kindergarten. They speak of morality… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“But I didn't want to be anyone's green card ticket, meal ticket, cook, washing lady, housemaid, personal masseuse, baby machine, regularly-scheduled-hole in… — Angela S. Choi Copy Share Image
“Carlo Levare (ok, a little weird writing in 3rd person) writes books because talking to himself in public is “frowned upon.” Indie… — Carlo Levare Copy Share Image
“Stridey-Man' asked, Want 2 vacay w/me? William snorted as he typed. Romantic getaway for 2? UR not my type, dickwad. Fuck U.… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Why the long face? Something happen?" "Nothing except my grandmother is still dead and my aunt moved to Sacramento and my sister… — Bob Thurber Copy Share Image
“Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again.” — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
