I regret starting drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes and joining Facebook. — Berhan Ahmed Copy Share Image
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Listening to a news broadcast is like smoking a cigarette and crushing the butt in the ashtray. — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If somebody invented cigarettes today, the government would not legalize them. — Loni Anderson Copy Share Image
“He treats females like he does a cigarette; light it, use it, and lose it.” — Cora Hawkes Copy Share Image
“She put a cigarette in her mouth and lit it, tasting the familiar taste of nicotine, smoke, and impending lung cancer. It… — Mike Omer Copy Share Image
as the shadows assume shapes I fight the slow retreat now my once-promise dwindling dwindling now lighting new cigarettes pouring more drinks… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Winter broke off, finally, a long ash crumbling at the end of a cigarette, burned out, weak and emptied. — Gregory Galloway Copy Share Image
There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of… — Katharine Whitehorn Copy Share Image
Hi. Im smokin a cigarette, if you dont mind. I know its against the law here. But Im gonna break this rule… — Busta Rhymes Copy Share Image
I don't smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don't understand why people do that to themselves. — Tyler, The Creator Copy Share Image
I'm eighty-three and I've been smoking since I was eleven. I'm suing the cigarette company because it promised to kill me and… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Jim lights a cigarette and leans indolently back on his elbow smiling at Laura with a warmth and charm which lights her… — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
“The cigarette hung unlit from his lips. Was he doomed to roam forever in his ghost state, always wanting to light that… — Deanna Chase Copy Share Image
Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the… — Florence King Copy Share Image
When it's all over and the on the air signs go off there isn't a more lost feeling in the world. The… — Gertrude Berg Copy Share Image
Last time I went Intercity there were a couple across the aisle having sex. Of course, this being a British train, nobody… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
I wish I could show you what a small marihuana cigarette can do to one of our degenerate Spanish-speaking residents. That's why… — Harry J. Anslinger Copy Share Image
Normal people, fear the day their parents die. Screwed up people, fear the day their parents kill. My mum killed a guy,… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
That's what we're all doing: paving the way, finding the roles that have the complication instead of the one that's always got… — Jane Fonda Copy Share Image
Do you like me?” No answer. Silence bounced, fell off his tongue and sat between us and clogged my throat. It slaughtered… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
Ultimately the body will rebel. Even if it can be temporarily pacified with the help of drugs, cigarettes or medicine, it usually… — Alice Miller Copy Share Image
And I can promise you something, because it was a thing I saw many years later - a vision in the book… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
We are just coming out of a 100-year stupor from being lied to by the tobacco industry for a century about the… — Kevin Sabet Copy Share Image
She wondered how people would remember her. She had not made enough to spread her wealth around like Carnegie, to erase any… — Philipp Meyer Copy Share Image
The ratings thing is the real issue. It really hurts movies. For example, in Redbelt, I smoked. The whole plot of my… — Emily Mortimer Copy Share Image
We gauge risk literally hundreds of times per day, usually well and often subconsciously. We start assessing risk before the disaster even… — Amanda Ripley Copy Share Image
The left does understand how raising taxes reduces economic activity. How about their desire for increasing cigarette taxes, soda taxes? What are… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Each civilization may choose one of two roads to travel, that is, either fret itself to death, or pet itself to death.… — Stanislaw Lem Copy Share Image
I just saw a guy filling up his gas tank with one hand and smoking with the other. Seriously? — Jessica Capshaw Copy Share Image
I sit on my duff, smoke cigarettes and watch TV. I'm not exactly a poster girl for healthy living. — Lexa Doig Copy Share Image
Without cigarettes, I would be doing heroin, probably, on a daily basis. — Joel Madden Copy Share Image
“He said that when you’re locked up, smoking a cigarette is like having a friend.” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Once I thought I found love, but then I realized I was just out of cigarettes. — Jeffrey McDaniel Copy Share Image
The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
So fantastic, like the Newport cigarette that I smoke. Hit the motherfucka till I choke. — Twiztid Copy Share Image
Smoking cigarettes seems to alarm peace activists much more than voting for Reagan does. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
