“Micah kissed me. Greg wasn't entirely sure who to thank--- God or Santa.” — K.C. Wells Copy Share Image
As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Isnt there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about? -Charlie Brown — Charlie Brown Christmas Copy Share Image
One of the best parts of the holiday season is spending time with the special people in your life. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
If one isn't parsimonious before Christmas one can't be munificent when it arrives. — Grace S. Richmond Copy Share Image
I love the holidays - any holiday - but Christmas has always been sort of special because I grew up reading Charles… — Matthew Gray Gubler Copy Share Image
Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I am a worker, a tombstone mason, anxious to pleace averyburies and jully glad when Christmas comes his once ayear. — James Joyce Copy Share Image
Some say that ever 'gainst the season comes Wherein our Saviour's birth is celebrated, The bird of dawning singeth all night long:… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
The year has held its ups and downs for me; I'm sure it has for you, too. I'm counting on the year… — Kirby Larson Copy Share Image
Were I a philosopher, I should write a philosophy of toys, showing that nothing else in life need to be taken seriously,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every day is like Halloween or Christmas eve for me. I go to bed, and I'm so excited to get back to… — Adam Green Copy Share Image
He took the Who’s feast, he took the Who pudding, he took the roast beast. He cleaned out that ice box as… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
“I’m a holiday Christian at best and I’d never given much thought to demons. They were an adult version of the boogieman… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
In the minds of a Liberal, someone who isn't Christian might be offended if we say Merry Christmas to them, so we… — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
From the leg lamp to Ralphie's tongue getting stuck on a frozen pole to that BB-gun incident, 'A Christmas Story' has left… — Phoebe Robinson Copy Share Image
The small things that make Christmas magical are the things children will remember. It doesn't matter what they open on Christmas morning,… — Stephanie Land Copy Share Image
“Christmas ribbons decked every crystal ball knocker on every sparkling door as far as the eye could see. Through the snowy streets… — Dew Pellucid Copy Share Image
A starving poor child once asked his mother, 'What's Christmas, mom?' The mother replied: 'That's a good question, but I really don't… — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
The concerted effort to minimize Christmas has resulted in it being our national Happy Holiday holiday. The Christmas season is now the… — Lyn Nofziger Copy Share Image
Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit,… — Marlo Thomas Copy Share Image
He had been to see Mrs. Erlich just before starting home for the holidays, and found her making German Christmas cakes. She… — Willa Cather Copy Share Image
“Every night is Christmas Eve on old East Main, Sailors and their sweethearts all agree. Neon signs of red and green Shine… — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
“In another Christmas story, Dale Pearson, evil developer, self-absorbed woman hater, and seemingly unredeemable curmudgeon, might be visited in the night by… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
For me, I think everybody with half a heart tries to do their best to do their part of good during the… — Darren Criss Copy Share Image
I would rather have a snow day tomorrow than have had a white Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Honestly, the most excited I've ever been for Christmas is when I get a big fluffy blanket. — Kirstin Maldonado Copy Share Image
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Christmas does not come from the pockets, it comes from the heart. Its not about gifts, rather family and friends. MERRY CHRISTMAS — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the Holiday Season bring only happiness and joy to you and your loved ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope the New Year brings with it another year of love, hope, and happiness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Who is not a love seeker when December comes? Even children pray to Santa Claus.” — Rod McKuen Copy Share Image
Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently… — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
I like to spend Christmas with family and friends, pigging out, exchanging gifts and basically doing nothing. — George Kotsiopoulos Copy Share Image
The first day of Christmas, My true love sent to me A partridge in a pear tree. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Except the Christ be born again tonight In dreams of all men, saints and sons of shame, The world will never see… — Vachel Lindsay Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time to reflect on the whole year, A time of renewal and hope, giving, helping and sharing, but most… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Which Christmas is the most vivid to me? It's always the next Christmas. — Joanne Woodward Copy Share Image
Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
