Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“This holiday season has taught me the value of presence over presents. It is good to be home.” — John A. Passaro Copy Share Image
I went on iTunes and looked at versions of Christmas songs. Everyone has done them! — Vince Clarke Copy Share Image
I would never impose my styling on anyone on Christmas Day because it's the one day of the year I need off… — Gok Wan Copy Share Image
Gifts, believe me, captivate both men and Gods, Jupiter himself was won over and appeased by gifts. — Ovid Copy Share Image
The beauty of Christmas lies not just in the date, but in the feeling it gives. — Terry Mark Copy Share Image
I got teary-eyed watching Mary J. Blige sing O Holy Night' at the 'Christmas in Washington' concert. — Brianna Keilar Copy Share Image
“And so, as Tiny Tim said, "A Merry Christmas to us all; God bless us, every one!" Charles Dickens” — Nell Weaver Lyford Copy Share Image
My sister loves to play Christmas music - especially Mariah Carey's 'All I Want for Christmas Is You' - that's definitely the… — Oti Mabuse Copy Share Image
Christmas morning, I'm going to open presents with my kids. I'm going to take pictures of them opening the presents. Then I'm… — Kobe Bryant Copy Share Image
Thank you for not pressing charges for having your kids sit on my lap, and not charging me for the lap dances… — RevWingman Copy Share Image
“To the top of the tower, to the top of the wall! Now fart away, fart away, fart away all!” Santa cried,… — J.B. O'Neil Copy Share Image
Nature was developed to resist the onslaughts of capitalism, but it's really not a very good defense - rather like resisting a… — Timothy Morton Copy Share Image
Our task is to stand tall in God's love, secure in our place, sparkling in kindness, surrounded by his goodness, freely giving… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
“Despite my incessant desperation, I simply cannot paint the perfect picture within which I would wish to live out my life. And… — Craig D. Lounsbrough Copy Share Image
I always liked it when people go back in time to discover things about themselves, like with 'A Christmas Carol' and you're… — John Cusack Copy Share Image
The star of Bethlehem was a star of hope that led the wise men to the fulfillment of their expectations, the success… — D. James Kennedy Copy Share Image
“But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round—apart from the veneration due to its… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
The coolest Christmas present I've ever received is probably socks. My grandma always gets me socks - every year - and that's… — Luke Combs Copy Share Image
“The original meaning of the word resolution means to “break into parts.” Think about that as you make your New Year’s resolutions.… — Toni Sorenson Copy Share Image
“Thus, the winter solstice was an important factor in human culture, particularly that of the cold, northern latitudes, at least 12,000 years… — D.M. Murdock Copy Share Image
For instance," said the boy again, "if Christmas trees were people and people were Christmas trees, we'd all be chopped down, put… — Norton Juster Copy Share Image
“Every muscle in his body tensed for action, adrenalin pounding through his tiny veins, he crept down the stairs, keeping to the… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
“The test of all happiness is gratitude; and I felt grateful, though I hardly knew to whom. Children are grateful when Santa… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
At Christmas, it's my siblings running around the house, we're cooking, talking, laughing, loud and just crazy. It's beautiful chaos. — Tika Sumpter Copy Share Image
“From the manger to the empty tomb, the message is the same: “Do not be afraid.” — Nick Chellsen Copy Share Image
“This Santa's beard was real, and so was his hair. He wasn't fucking around.” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“I think after Christmas would be better for publication: I am hardly a Christmas present.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She couldn't promise Chandler Caillou more than she was willing to give.” — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
I was thinking what I really want for Xmas, when I realised I already have it; my family, children and friends. x — Kylee Copy Share Image
“Night was like Christmas. There wasn't nearly enough of it to go around, especially in June.” — Courtney C. Stevens Copy Share Image
“Yup. The best way to absorb the cowboy lifestyle was to just jump right into it... or on top of one. Casey… — Cat Johnson Copy Share Image
Every Christmas Eve, the elves will come and give us a new pair of pajamas. — Sabrina Carpenter Copy Share Image
Christmas: The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out… — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
Christmas traditions are important in my family. Being half English and half Polish-Lithuanian, we have two separate celebrations. — Mel Giedroyc Copy Share Image
Although it is pleasant to think about poison at any season, there is something special about Christmas, and I found myself grinning. — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
When December comes, can The Nutcracker be far behind? No, it cant - not in America, anyway. — Robert Gottlieb Copy Share Image
I hope wishing you a Happy Chinese New Year helps make up for not paying the $1.3 trillion we owe your country. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
