Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present — Publilius Syrus Copy Share Image
“I wonder what it feels like to be a woman whose Christmas present must be bought in cash. Liberating.” — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs? — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
We really couldn't listen to the radio. Never got a Christmas present from my mama a day in my life. — GloRilla Copy Share Image
My nearest and dearest have always been very careful. I've never had to send Christmas present back yet. — John Nettles Copy Share Image
The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected. — Michael Scheuer Copy Share Image
“I think after Christmas would be better for publication: I am hardly a Christmas present.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Wanna know whats upsetting? My sister crying for her farther.She wants him for christmas.I think it would be a wonderful christmas present.But… — Jazzy Copy Share Image
Tom Petty sent me this amazing 12-string Rickenbacker, and 'Not for You' was the first time I used it. It was like… — Mike McCready Copy Share Image
I convince Donna's fine ass to come back to the party. I got her in my room, slid the dresser behind the… — Craig Jones Copy Share Image
“People do not seem to realise that the planet is FULL of AMAZING people, many of whom would pass out at the… — Gala Darling Copy Share Image
“We all need salespeople who help people with the same enthusiasm shown by a small child describing the best Christmas present EVER” — Chris Murray Copy Share Image
I never dreamed, when I received a small table for a Christmas present from my parents, I would have the career that… — Stephen Hendry Copy Share Image
Best thing that's ever happened to me. I focus so much less on me. It's made me content, it's made me happy.… — Molly Sims Copy Share Image
I grew up poor, but I didn't really know it because of amazing places like the Salvation Army where we got a… — Trey Songz Copy Share Image
No matter how many Christmas presents you give your child, there's always that terrible moment when he's opened the very last one.… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
I'm kind of a tech person, a nerd. I've always been the person who, when we got our Christmas presents, knew how… — Alexandra Richards Copy Share Image
Keep the change, Gin," McCallister said in a smarmy, mocking voice. "Consider it an early Christmas present." "Aw," I drawled. "A whopping… — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
On Christmas morning, before we could open our Christmas presents, we would go to this stranger's home and bring them presents. I… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
“I want your babies, and your anger, and your cold blue eyes … I want to go on anniversary dinners with you,… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
“The librarian is a caricature of librarian - short white hair, horn-rimmed glasses, a bosom you could hide Christmas presents under and… — Bart Yates Copy Share Image
Children in my family really look forward to Christmas presents and I enjoy becoming their Santa, eating chocolates, playing and spending some… — Sunny Singh Copy Share Image
The best thing about doing those Hallmark movies is my dad loves them. My dad watches all of those Christmas movies, not… — Eric Johnson Copy Share Image
“The Christmas presents once opened are Not So Much Fun as they were while we were in the process of examining, lifting,… — Benjamin Hoff Copy Share Image
I was with Brian De Palma at the time, and he said he wrote the role specifically for me. I don't know… — Margot Kidder Copy Share Image
“Dear Judy: Your letter is here. I have read it twice, and with amazement. Do I understand that Jervis has given you,… — Jean Webster Copy Share Image
“I always listen,” Ranger said. “I don’t always agree. I have a problem right now that I can’t seem to solve by… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“As soon as he turns the key, a man with a heavy British accent starts talking about giants not being meant to… — Rysa Walker Copy Share Image
[T]hese last few days where I've moped around damn near depressed for real, because of people who do not exist. Not really.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Lots of men wanted to have sex with me - I dated casually, I got texts in the night - they just… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
“If I love you, you can have everything. You can have my time, my devotion, my ass, my money, my family, my… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“We Pfliegmans, however, are incapable of imagining anything. From the get-go, Pliegmans were outcasts in a country of outcasts. We were then,… — Jessica Anthony Copy Share Image
“What do you do for Nigel Jennings?" There was no pause at all. "I'm his tailer," he answered immediately. "You're nothing of… — Johanna Lindsey Copy Share Image
“We believe in the wrong things. That's what frustrates me the most. Not the lack of belief, but the belief in the… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
“Moreover, I have boundary issues with men. Or maybe that's not fair to say. One must have boundaries in the first place,… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
Yeah I know sometimes things may not always make sense to you right now But hey, what'd daddy always tell you? Straighten… — Eminem Copy Share Image
“Moreover, I have boundary issues with men. Or maybe that’s not fair to say. To have issues with boundaries, one must have… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“The Addams dwelling at 25 West Fifty-fourth Street was directly behind the Museum of Modern Art, at the top of the building.… — Linda H. Davis Copy Share Image
“What if—” I stopped, swallowing hard. Nope. I couldn’t even say it aloud. We’d figure something else out because we had to.… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
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