One of the best Christmas presents I ever got was the globe that I now keep right beside my desk. — Tess Gerritsen Copy Share Image
Choosing someone based on their looks, is like choosing a Christmas present based on its wrapping paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She looked like a Christmas present, and he suddenly loved the holidays.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
(on being born on Christmas Day, 1924) I was a Christmas present that was delivered unwrapped. — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected. — Michael Scheuer Copy Share Image
“I think after Christmas would be better for publication: I am hardly a Christmas present.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Tom Petty sent me this amazing 12-string Rickenbacker, and 'Not for You' was the first time I used it. It was like… — Mike McCready Copy Share Image
As part of my Christmas present I'd be giving chickens to a family in Nepal through the Heifer Foundation. I think they… — Serinda Swan Copy Share Image
Every time I get a script in my inbox, it's like a little Christmas present. It's so exciting to see what they've… — Amanda Schull Copy Share Image
“Otani: Oh... I didn't get you a Christmas present. Risa: But you already gave me something. Otani: Huh? I didn't give you… — Atsushi Otani and Koizumi Risa Copy Share Image
I think that it's fun to get the script and open it like a Christmas present. That's 'Alcatraz' or anything that I'm… — Jeffrey Pierce Copy Share Image
Why do I need Christmas presents when I already have you? Merry Christmas to the most beautiful angel on earth. I love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My family makes these vinegars - out of everything from grapes to peaches and cherries. We go through the whole process with… — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how many Christmas presents you give your child, there's always that terrible moment when he's opened the very last one.… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
I'm kind of a tech person, a nerd. I've always been the person who, when we got our Christmas presents, knew how… — Alexandra Richards Copy Share Image
Keep the change, Gin," McCallister said in a smarmy, mocking voice. "Consider it an early Christmas present." "Aw," I drawled. "A whopping… — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
On Christmas morning, before we could open our Christmas presents, we would go to this stranger's home and bring them presents. I… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
I've said before: If Osama bin Laden was a Christian, Iraq was the Christmas present he always wanted but never expected his… — Michael Scheuer Copy Share Image
My mother, she had a very good attitude toward money. I'm very grateful for the fact that we had to learn to… — Gemma Arterton Copy Share Image
There's a schizoid quality to our relationship with animals, in which sentiment and brutality exist side by side. Half the dogs in… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
The coolest Christmas present I've ever received is probably socks. My grandma always gets me socks - every year - and that's… — Luke Combs Copy Share Image
“The magi, as you know, were wise men — wonderfully wise men — who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger.… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“The fifteen clerks taking their lunch break in the counting house of the Spencer & Son Shipping Company almost choked on their… — Julia Drosten Copy Share Image
“Lots of men wanted to have sex with me - I dated casually, I got texts in the night - they just… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
“If I love you, you can have everything. You can have my time, my devotion, my ass, my money, my family, my… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“Such presumption," said Aunt Laura, meaning for a Dix to aspire to a Murray. "It wasn't because of his presumption I packed… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
Imagine for a moment playing by children's rules. If you were at a party and saw someone you liked, you could just… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree… — Julia Peterkin Copy Share Image
“The only problem with sharing a room with her sisters, Jessie decided, was that she couldn’t wrap their Christmas presents in there.… — Kate Willis Copy Share Image
“He looks up. Our eyes lock,and he breaks into a slow smile. My heart beats faster and faster. Almost there.He sets down… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got. — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. — Oren Arnold Copy Share Image
I just saved a ton of money on Christmas presents by discussing politics on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got a guitar when I was about 14, for a Christmas present, and went from there. — Robin Trower Copy Share Image
I give out Atlas Shrugged as Christmas presents, and I make all my interns read it. — Paul Ryan Copy Share Image
The best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted. — Olivia Williams Copy Share Image
