You know how it is with cats: They don't really have owners, they have staff. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“that's what i mean about cats. they're always trying to make fools of us humans.” — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image
I challenge you to a duel!” screamed the cat, sailing over their heads on the swinging chandelier. — Mikhail Bulgakov Copy Share Image
“They're fickle animals, cats. Don't trust them. They only ever think of themselves. if they bring you luck, good or bad, you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before a cat will condescend to treat you as a trusted friend, some little token of esteem is needed, like a dish… — T. S. Eliot Copy Share Image
I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Strap a piece of toast -buttered side up- to the back of a cat. Throw the cat out of the window. Will… — Alan Fletcher Copy Share Image
Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow. — Monica Edwards Copy Share Image
Some guys are like cats. They come and go as they please and you don't know how they feel about you. — Santana Copy Share Image
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone. — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Wrestling definitely shaped the direction of my life because, before that, I wanted to fit in so much. I wanted to be… — Kamaru Usman Copy Share Image
“At evening when the lamp is lit, The tired Human People sit And doze, or turn with solemn looks The speckled pages… — Oliver Herford Copy Share Image
I have a cat that I'm obsessed with. His name is Rooster and he's an orange Bengal. He is one of America's… — Alex Wagner Copy Share Image
“My name is Skippito Friskito. (clap-clap) I fear not a single bandito. (clap-clap) My manners are mellow, I'm sweet like the Jell-o,… — Judy Schachner Copy Share Image
I love listening to old school stuff. I listen to some new cats out here, but I'm really into, like, Tech N9ne… — Sir Mix-a-Lot Copy Share Image
One night I was watching myself on a TV show, and I picked up my favorite cat and held her to the… — Joe Don Baker Copy Share Image
“She regards me the same way I would a cat – like I’m distasteful, occasionally entertaining, and not to be trusted not… — Eliza Crewe Copy Share Image
Nobody quite knows the truth about cats purring, but it does seem to be also a self-healing thing for them, which is… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“TOP 12 RULES FOR TRAINING CATS 1.” — Editors of Storey Publishing's Country Wisdom Bulletins Copy Share Image
