“Oh my God,” I say. Holy Cats ! ( Cats wasn't technically a flop, but Libby says it was, artistically, so it's… — Tim Federle Copy Share Image
“Puffin the cat follows us for a while, with Finn shooing at her, which only makes her longing to join us more… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“A cat’s secrets run so deep that even the cat itself is often unaware. Their mysteries are as natural as whiskers.” — Wendy Beck Copy Share Image
No animal has more liberty than the cat, but it buries the mess it makes. The cat is the best anarchist. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“You also yell at the pigeons outside, watch too many cooking shows, and have a blog entirely dedicated to pictures of yourself.” — Marie Jacquelyn Copy Share Image
One thing I am learning from the kitten is that everything he is doing seems to be in preparation for murder. — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
“Perhaps the woman was waiting beneath the lamps for cats to drop from the trees, like fruit.” — Ramsey Campbell Copy Share Image
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. CATS, he… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I wish you could see the two cats drowsing side by side in a Victorian nursing chair, their paws, their ears, their… — Sylvia Townsend Warner Copy Share Image
“She left the room, with her black-and-white kitty, Ruff, Elizabeth, Naiad and Persephone- a spotted gray-and-white shorthair- following on her heels in… — Tracy Anne Warren Copy Share Image
“Some people say cats don't need a name. … But I say you need to give a cat a name, if only… — Mark Danielewski Copy Share Image
“And it’s unusual for a single guy to have a cat.” Hugh wrestled Mr. Mittens back again. “I don’t have a cat.”… — Zoe Chant Copy Share Image
“By accepting our petting, cats are doing more than enjoying themselves: in their minds, they are almost certainly engaging in a social… — John Bradshaw Copy Share Image
“My father despises cats. He believes them to be Democrats. He considers them to be little mean hillary clintons covered all over… — Patricia Lockwood Copy Share Image
My husband was like, 'Sure, we can adopt cats, but you know, I love my dog.' But I have to say he's… — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
“It was a fitting animal for a priest. Cats guard the secrets of the otherworld and are liaisons with mystic realms. Protectors… — M.J. Rose Copy Share Image
“John and I noticed that whenever we talked about our children Wystan reached for his cats.” — Thekla Clark Copy Share Image
The pyjamas have cats on them. I am informed that these cats belong to an organisation called Hello Kitty. — Martin Millar Copy Share Image
Judiciously show a cat milk, if you wish her to thirst for it. Judiciously show a dog his natural prey, if you… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“A cat is basically a great egomaniac who keeps the human company as long as it pleases itself.” — M.Z.Riffi Copy Share Image
I can never pass a cat in the street without greeting it and exchanging a few words, and the cat invariably replies. — Patricia Moyes Copy Share Image
“Look what the cat drug in.” “If I were you, I wouldn’t mention pussy, unless you’re offering some.” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
Succes is like tip 0n tail,if cat runs t0 catch the tail,it has 2 keep running 4ever.But if its walks in its… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Picture entering a room with the poise of a cat encountering a brand-new scratching post—let your confidence purr with delight.” — Léon RocheBlance Copy Share Image
“Michael’s a good cat but he tries so hard to keep it real that he can seem full of negativity,” — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Copy Share Image
The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer. — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
You know I’m the first rapper to adopt a tabby cat. You know I adopted straight from the ASPCA, you feel me?… — Lil B Copy Share Image
“If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. Mark Twain” — James Bowen Copy Share Image
“Every sacrifice I make is for the good of my Clan—and for the other Clans around the lake. Even if that means… — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
We [journalists] tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat. — Arthur Hays Sulzberger Copy Share Image
Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I forgave you because I love you and I hate being without you. I hate it, my cat hates it. And because… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“No one had ever accused Koko of being naughty. Perverse, perhaps, or arrogant, or despotic. But naughtiness was beneath his dignity.” — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image
“Catterton Cats abide by the rules, Either writing or dancing in their afternoons Because that’s how it’s done, that’s all that— That’s… — Annabelle Nash Copy Share Image
Cats know, comin' out of four, they better be standin' on it, else they'll be standin' in it. — Richard Petty Copy Share Image
Many a cat can only be lured in by switching off all the lights and keeping very still. Until the indignant cry… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
“While most people love certain species to pieces (e.g. cats and dogs), others are more loved in pieces (e.g. cows and pigs)” — Mango Wodzak Copy Share Image
I am mean as cats' meat about handbags: mine don't ever look chic. I always prefer bags that aren't made of leather. — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
“There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image