“I often wonder, in a catfight, when one doesn't want to fight, if the other cat calls it a pussy.” — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My cat is older than many fashion models. I won't even discuss the fact that she also weighs more. — Gina Barreca Copy Share Image
“You know your cat is fucking with you when she poops in the litter box and somehow manages to miss the litter.” — Jordan Krumbine Copy Share Image
The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he won't sit… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“...Carlina with her cat-like eyes who didn't fit into any category he knew. (Commissario Garini's difficulty with his prime suspect.)” — Beate Boeker Copy Share Image
“I fall short of her standards. She made me buy cat food that hasn't been tested on animals. My cats took one… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
With little wit and ease to suit them, They whirl in narrow circling trails, Like kittens playing with their tails. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
I used to have a cat, an old fighting tom, who would jump through the open window by my bed in the… — Annie Dillard Copy Share Image
“When Sophie had first learned to read, Charles had kept the whisky in a bottle labeled CAT'S URINE, so that Sophie would… — Katherine Rundell Copy Share Image
A cat is a regency gentleman--elegant of pose, exquisite of manner, with spotless linen and an enthusiasm for bare knuckle fights, rampaging… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
I was looking at pictures of cats laying out on the beach and I thought, "Cats hate water, so why would they… — Bethany Cosentino Copy Share Image
What else will do except faith in such a cynical, corrupt time? When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Let the cats rule the world; first thing they will do is to increase the number of mousetraps! Let the rats rule… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
“No one has ever been able to discover how they make this subtle sound, and what is more, no one ever will.… — Paul Gallico Copy Share Image
“The functional disenchantment, the sweet habit of each other, had begun to put lines around her mouth, lines that looked like quotation… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“If a Manx cat tells you that it is trying to preserve its long, beautiful tail, you don't have to believe it… — Idries Shah Copy Share Image
I communicate much better with cats, usually. I know them and their body language - as my own cats know mine very… — Marge Piercy Copy Share Image
Cats are notoriously fickle. Regular feeding at a different house might be enough to tempt them away, insensitive to your own feelings… — Susanna Reid Copy Share Image
Whenever you observe an animal closely, you feel as if a human being sitting inside were making fun of you.this is my… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
I'm obsessed with my cat. We have a really strong, really weird codependent, almost Bella/Edward relationship. I'm going to be a crazy… — Kristen Stewart Copy Share Image
Quite obviously a cat trusts human beings; but she doesn't trust another cat because she knows better than we do. — Karel Capek Copy Share Image
Life Is Like An Attitude Of Racing Between A Cat And Rat, The Cat Runs For Food, And A Rat Runs For… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“Thousands of years ago, when kitties first domesticated humans, we did it so that someone would scratch our butts.” — Didjeradoo Jeremy Greenberg Copy Share Image
“moments of perfect peace are rare and to be relished. We sat and savoured. The purring of the cat, th” — Kerry Greenwood Copy Share Image
“Cruel, Clever Cat. Sally, having swallowed cheese, Directs down holes the scented breeze, Enticing thus with baited breath Nice mice to an… — Geoffrey Taylor Copy Share Image
Anyone who has owned many cats in long succession can define his or her life as a series of furry episodes. — Roger Caras Copy Share Image
“Of all the things God created, from sunrises and rainbows, to black holes and humor, cats are the most fascinating to me. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The dog is more social. I am not saying that cats are totally unsocial but dogs are more social. — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food, which they take… — Geoffrey Household Copy Share Image
“Nick wouldn’t dream of going on a case without his beloved cat. After all, they had been together for over three hundred… — Abramelin Keldor Copy Share Image
“One of my cats reminds me of my mother. I pat my mother in her. Reincarnation of evaporated mother.” — Lucy Ellmann Copy Share Image
I always looked up to so many people before me and was lucky to become such good friends with them. I learned… — Kid Rock Copy Share Image
“If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
“We compete for everything: power, fame, women — everything we desire, and it is our nature . . . to win.” — Jenny Parks Copy Share Image
“If you can love cats, you can love human beings, because you have to be able to love them without getting them… — Chris Kelly Copy Share Image
“Dogs have hair. Cats, fur. Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr. I say: No contest.” — Lee Wardlaw Copy Share Image
“Besides, your a cat.Its your nature to think your the center of the universe." She stared at him blankly. "But I am… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
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