“I preferred to think of myself as a cat. If I think of my behavior as cat behavior instead of people behavior,… — Jael McHenry Copy Share Image
“Translating from #cat is easy - you just ignore everything, then you decide what you want it to have said, thought, or… — Will Advise Copy Share Image
It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I don't want you to be young and beautiful. I only want one thing. I want you to be kind-hearted - and… — Vasily Grossman Copy Share Image
To be reminded that one is very much like other members of the animal kingdom is often funny...though...I do not too much… — Joseph Wood Krutch Copy Share Image
When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart… — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
I honestly don't know how you live without having a cat inside your house. It's like having a little living piece of… — Hank Green Copy Share Image
We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window,… — Nicole Hollander Copy Share Image
The DC Universe has the best villains in fiction, right? I don't think there's any group of villains collectively or anywhere else… — Geoff Johns Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a crazy dog person in New York. Are there people who are completely insane about their… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
Rats They fought the dogs and killed the cats, And bit the babies in the cradles, And ate the cheeses out of… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
A cat’s body can sustain a lot of damage without actually dying,” Lucas said, his voice as deep as the rumble of… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
A sturdy lad from New Hampshire or Vermont who in turn tries all the professions, who teams it, farms it, peddles, keeps… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
It is just this rage for consideration that has betrayed the dog into his satellite position as the friend of man. The… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
If little fish get eaten by bigger fish, and bigger fish get eaten by bigger fish... what happens when there are no… — Tony Bishop Copy Share Image
All of my friends are animal people. To me, cats are people, too. Animals are people, too. I travel a lot and… — AnnaLynne McCord Copy Share Image
I listened to the radio, so I was influenced by everyone from Michael Jackson to Milli Vanilli. But thankfully my dad had… — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Letting cats and dogs have litters is tantamount to shooting shelter animals in the head since it kills their chances of adoption.… — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
“Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'Stop… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there.… — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
We're all trapped in the digital world. It's filled with cat videos, and you have to dodge comments about how much you… — DanTDM Copy Share Image
The image I'd had of myself as a child was someone I'd never be, and it was only recently that I realized… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Yeah? What'd you name all those cats?" Death, Famine, Pestilence, War, and Mr. Whiskers." You named your cats after the riders of… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
SACRED, adj. Dedicated to some religious purpose; having a divine character; inspiring solemn thoughts or emotions; as... the Cow in India; the… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
The president took the advice of my East Texas grandmother: If you can skin a cat without getting the room all bloody,… — Richard Land Copy Share Image
“You treat me as if I was a feeble Human who couldn't survive without your help, but I am a MASTER bloody… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
There are a lot of great animal rights organizations who save dogs and save cats, but the Humane Society is actually really… — Moby Copy Share Image
Talon glanced around the loft. It looked as if a bottle of Pepto-Bismol had exploded, or the Cat in the Hat had… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Woman is essentially unpeaceful, like the cat, however well she may have trained herself to present an appearance of peace. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Your mother betrayed my father as well as her Clan. You have no right to be a medicine cat. No right to… — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
I always looked up to my grandfather. He wore Italian zip-up CAT boots, and he had a moustache which he waxed into… — Brandon Boyd Copy Share Image
When she walked...she stretched out long and thin like a little tiger, and held her head high to look over the grass… — Sarah Orne Jewett Copy Share Image
Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra… — Nicole Hollander Copy Share Image
Why do cats sleep so much? Perhaps they've been trusted with some major cosmic task, an essential law of physics - such… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
The cat, which is a solitary beast, is single minded and goes its way alone, but, the dog, like his master, is… — H. G. Wells Copy Share Image
If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help:… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
'Meow The Jewels' was a nightmare of a promise I had to fulfill. We made a joke that if the fans gave… — El-P Copy Share Image
The mice which helplessly find themselves between the cats teeth acquire no merit from their enforced sacrifice. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
