Cat Quotes · Page 36

The dog is more social. I am not saying that cats are totally unsocial but dogs are more social.

— Temple Grandin

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

— Lilian Jackson Braun

I am a dog person and not a cat person, definitely a dog person.

— Will Shortz

Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you...

— W. H. Auden

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

— Mark Twain

“For most secrets are kept by these: the darkness, the silence, and the cat.”

— Wendy Beck

In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.

— Michel de Montaigne

Like cats and ice cream, showers were among life's simple, uncomplicated pleasures.

— Mary Jo Putney

Even in the best times, managing science has been compared to herding cats; it is not done well, but one is surprised…

— Gerald Holton

I think I would probably be He-Man because Battle Cat would clinch the deal for me because I've always wanted a large,…

— Simon Pegg

The bottom line is that people dont have the right to manipulate or to breed dogs and cats ... If people want…

— Ingrid Newkirk

Better to be the cat gazing coolly down from a high wall, its expression inscrutable. The cat that shunned petting, that needed…

— Laini Taylor

In Egypt, the cats...afford evidence that animal nature is not altogether intractable, but that when well-treated they are good at remembering kindness.

— Claudius Aelianus

I've been very successful doing voices in movies. I did Olive, the Other Reindeer, with Drew Barrymore, and I did Cats and…

— Joe Pantoliano

My veins are filled, once a week with a Neapolitan carpet cleaner distilled from the Adriatic and I am as bald as…

— John Cheever

There's very good evidence that the average cat in Europe has a larger environmental footprint in its lifetime than the average African.

— Jason W Clay

Everywhere there was somewhere and everywhere there they were men women children dogs cows wild pigs little rabbits cats lizards and animals.…

— Gertrude Stein

She comes to me when she wants to be fed. And after I feed her -- guess what -- she's off to…

— Rush Limbaugh

All of a sudden I found myself doing things like 'Robot Monster' and 'Cat-Women of the Moon,' and I didn't know what…

— Elmer Bernstein

I value in the cat the independent and almost ungrateful spirit which prevents her from attaching herself to any one, the indifference…

— François-René de Chateaubriand

I am going to confront the old-fashioned negative thinking which says that all government needs to do to generate growth is cut…

— Vince Cable

I've never been on safari because I've got a phobia of bugs. I just don't want things crawling on me when I'm…

— Jackie Collins

“Christ girl, Ι wasn't even going to bite you. Well, not the way you're thinking." "I'm flattered you want to fuck me…

— Jeaniene Frost

Such nonsense!" declared Dr Greysteel. "Whoever heard of cats doing anything useful!" "Except for staring at one in a supercilious manner," said…

— Susanna Clarke

Every cat is really the most beautiful woman in the room.

— E. V. Lucas

It takes your mind off things when there's a cat in your lip and he's purring while you're petting him.

— Kathleen Hanna

Pike put down the cat. He slid from Pike's arms like molasses and puddled at his feet.

— Robert Crais

My cat did that the other day when he came in from the garden.

— Ann Widdecombe

Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog ! Grrrr!

— Charles Dickens

I have four dogs, four horses, a cat, and a bunch of wild frogs

— Daryl Hannah

You can't just run out and start the car until some cat invents a car.

— Lenny Bruce

If the internet has taught us anything, it's that you want less news and more cats.

— Peter Sagal

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body.

— Mark Forsyth

When people ask me what on earth I want to keep two cats for I tell them I keep them to do…

— Lucy Maud Montgomery

I have lived with several Zen masters -- all of them cats.

— Eckhart Tolle

“A cat is there if you call her- if she doesn't have anything better to do.”

— Bill Adler

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

— Groucho Marx

If I could have any job I would be a cat... but that's not something I'm supposed to talk about in public.

— Iliza Shlesinger

Besides, you're a cat. It's your nature to think you're the center of the universe.

— Rick Riordan

“My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.”

— Michelle M. Pillow