I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
What's not to love about a crazy cat lady? You have to be very giving to be a crazy cat lady. — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats. And plunge into anecdote. — Charlotte Gray Copy Share Image
There are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat. — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything... like stray cats and squirrels. — Eric Roberts Copy Share Image
I personally cannot watch horror films: I am a scaredy cat and scare incredibly easily. — Perdita Weeks Copy Share Image
I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
We need cats to need us. It unnerves us that they do not. However, if they do not need us, they nonetheless… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a passion for big cats, I like big snakes. There is something about snakes that is so wise, they have… — Anton Szandor LaVey Copy Share Image
Siamese Cats have a way of staring at you. Those who have walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will know… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
My parents ... are more like cats. They accidentally had a litter of kittens, and then emotionally moved on to whatever ball… — Jenny Mollen Copy Share Image
Cats never feel threatened. They are genetically incapable of accepting that anyone could possibly dislike anything as perfect as a cat. — Kathy Young Copy Share Image
If you treat your feelings with as much love as you treat your dog or your cat or your child you'll feel… — Geneen Roth Copy Share Image
My brother, do men grieve over the fight of cats and dogs? So the jealousy, envy, and elbowing of common men should… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
We must begin to understand the nature of intertextuality . . . the manner by which texts poems and novels respond to… — Henry Louis Gates Copy Share Image
Her magic formula for dealing with children is ignoring all faults and accenting tiny virtues. She says, "Instead of telling Tommy day… — Betty MacDonald Copy Share Image
He rose, offering his hand to Evanlyn to assist her. Even though she was lithe and athletic as a cat, she took… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
In 1995 I decided to stop eating meat. I could never really quite explain why; I think it was something to do… — Rob Manuel Copy Share Image
I want to be remembered as one of the illest, youngest cats to do it successfully and to keep doing it successfully.… — Bow Wow Copy Share Image
I'm definitely a night owl. I get going about the time my wife crashes and goes to bed. And in some sense,… — Larry Wall Copy Share Image
Though it is true we are the highest and smartest animals, ospreys have eyes we have calculated to be sixty times more… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
When you really look back and take the wider perspective, it makes total sense that if the status quo is to remain… — Amanda Palmer Copy Share Image
There are three basic personality factors in cats: The kind who run up when you say hello and rub against you in… — Eve Babitz Copy Share Image
A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long, comedy is played by an incomparable actor. — Champfleury Copy Share Image
I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me. — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
Cats on the bandstand, give them each a big hand, anyone who sweats like that must be all right. — Jerry Garcia Copy Share Image
You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. — George Mikes Copy Share Image
Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
If I could play any character from the book though it’d be Church. Who wouldn’t want to be a cat?! — Jamie Campbell Bower Copy Share Image
Cats are a very mysterious kind of folk. There is always more passing in their minds than we are aware of. — Walter Scott Copy Share Image
By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog. — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
I had a cat, though. I wanted to name the frogs, because I watched them grow, but there were too many. — Satoshi Tajiri Copy Share Image
