Cat Quotes · Page 33

I am not a cat lover. I am a dog lover - but I'm only a lover of hypoallergenic dogs.

— Rick Hoffman

I'm definitely allergic, by the way, but I love kitty cats.

— Jimmy Pardo

The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.

— Norbert Wiener

You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.

— Anonymous

You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

You," she managed to say hoarsely," are a very bad kitty cat.

— Nalini Singh

My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.

— Chic Murray

Riley : "Do you want to claw at me, kitty-cat? Come on." Mercy: "Sorry, I don't beat defenseless puppies.

— Nalini Singh

You like the party?" "Is it in honor of anything?" "My cat's birthday." "Oh." She glanced around. "Where's your cat?" "I dont…

— Cassandra Clare

Only Hungry Joe had something better to do each time he finished his missions. He had screaming nightmares and won fist fights…

— Joseph Heller

“We can't find the cat, We don't know where she's at, Oh, where did she go? Does anyone know? Let's ask this…

— Shel Silverstein

I gave my cat a bath the other day...they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me.…

— Steve Martin

I'm interested in other animals too though. There's the slug in "Mollusks", and I wrote a story about bees and one about…

— Arthur Bradford

"All right", said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with…

— Lewis Carroll

Words were all he knew; they possessed and overwhelmed him, as if they were a thousand white cats with whom he shared…

— Mark Helprin

I absolutely adore Agatha Christie; so much so that when I received a kitten for my Christmas present, I called her Agatha,…

— Kimberley Nixon

When I was a young boy, I preferred cats to dogs. From the age of seven or eight onwards I just felt…

— Ian Anderson

My life had taken a stranger turn than I could've ever imagined. What was I doing on this path? Where was I…

— Kami Garcia

'We Were the Mulvaneys' is perhaps the novel closest to my heart. I think of it as a valentine to a passing…

— Joyce Carol Oates

I want to make sure to fix these obvious things - like keeping the box CLEAN! Another thing that might affect this…

— Temple Grandin

I’ve tried that. I’ve tried aspirin, too. Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only…

— Truman Capote

The really great thing about cats is their endless variety. One can pick a cat to fit almost any kind of decor,…

— Eric Gurney

I cannot imagine a cat in an Obedience ring, running around in the hot sun and doing things on command. For it…

— Gladys Taber

Why did I adopt kids? I dunno. Let me look at my family: religious weirdo, gun nut, biker, boozer, dead tooth, too…

— Dana Gould

The vanity of man revolts from the serene indifference of the cat.

— Agnes Repplier

I would never wound a cat's feelings, no matter how downright aggressive I might be to humans.

— A. L. Rowse

We cannot without becoming cats, perfectly understand the cat mind.

— St. George Jackson Mivart

Cats are better than any vice. They're not fattening, dangerous, or expensive. However, they can be addictive.

— Anonymous

One reason cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers.

— Gwendolyn Brooks

You never saw such a crazy cat. 'Up the wall' took on a literal meaning.

— Arnold Hano

Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.

— Jeaniene Frost

[My kitten's] gambols are not to be described, and would be incredible, if they could.

— William Cowper

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.

— Jim Davis

I'm just here to open up doors for all these other cats out here that are trying to do the same thing…

— Pitbull

That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

— Mark Twain

No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail.

— Brian Greene

The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city.

— Carl Van Vechten

Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.

— Ingrid Newkirk

I'm a cat; I don't give a damn about anything. I just live life for the moment.

— Lia Payne

Why may we not be in the universe, as our dogs and cats are in our drawingrooms and libraries?

— William James