Cat Quotes · Page 35

In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To…

— Charles Bukowski

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man in the moon.

— Harry Chapin

Once [a cat] has given its love, what absolute confidence, what fidelity of affection!

— Theophile Gautier

Any cat that misses a mouse pretends it was aiming for the dead leaf.

— Charlotte Gray

People project all sorts of emotions onto their cats, and cats like it that way.

— Lisa Scottoline

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

— Doug Larson

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

— Mark Twain

These ante meridiem cats, insomniacs... Four in the mornin' we throwin back some Cognac juice.

— Prodigy

My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to…

— Noel Fielding

Anyone who's lived with companion cats or dogs knows that they are unique individuals with their own personalities. I think animals' secret…

— Jonathan Balcombe

When I joined the family business, our clients were mostly on the marketing side, from Morris the Nine Lives Cat to KFC's…

— Richard Edelman

“It was probably my mother's screaming that frightened the cat. It's just a guess. No one knows for sure why a cat…

— J.E. Fison

Chickens are interesting individuals who have as much right not to be cooked and eaten as a dog or a cat or…

— Bruce Friedrich

After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And…

— Charlotte Gray

“Yet he could not enjoy the walk. In the morning especially a bougainvillaea looks handmade, lawns are always lawns, and it is…

— Douglas Woolf

Why not share with the world the way it is and tell them my feelings about my cat, and how I played…

— Steven Tyler

I meet Daniel Day-Lewis. He's just sitting in a chair on the set. Now, I had been told that Daniel Day-Lewis was…

— Paul F. Tompkins

“Let me explain before another word is written: I have never once asked a cat, "So tell me what's up, Charlie?" and…

— Jackson Galaxy

She's not here," I tell him. Buttercup hisses again. "She's not here. You can hiss all you like. You won't find Prim."…

— Suzanne Collins

If by chance I seated myself to write, she very slyly, very tenderly, seeking protection and caresses, would softly take her place…

— Pierre Loti

“For some reason, possibly known only to my therapist, I decided that Dippy looked so adorable this morning, as she lay gently…

— Amy Petrie Shaw

In film, I was surprised when I first saw the movie 'Drive.' I said, 'Oh, God. It sounds great - I love…

— Giorgio Moroder

Man, even now, can do wonders to animals: my cat and dog live together in my house and seem to like it.…

— C. S. Lewis

The dog wags its tail only at living things. A tail wag, the equivalent of a human smile, is bestowed upon people,…

— Jean Craighead George

Pray use both cats as sponges if it pleases you, infatuated infantryman.

— Diana Wynne Jones

Well, you will have to do. If you had died along with your mother, I would have taught the cat to read.

— Frances Hardinge

If you think cat food is for cats, how come it doesn't come in mouse flavor?

— Seth Godin

A cat that jumps on a hot stove will never jump on a hot stove again. Neither will it jump on a…

— Mike Cameron

For every house is incomplete without him, and a blessing is lacking in the spirit.

— Christopher Smart

A cat cares for you only as a source of food, security and a place in the sun.

— Charles Horton Cooley

If you are ignorant enough, you can walk like a cat on the slippery roof-ridge of danger.

— Austin O'Malley

It's doesn't matter how different your characters are. Just find a common goal!

— Anonymous

A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine, and the hearth in foul weather.

— Judith Merkle Riley

My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life.

— Michael Sheen

You know Yellowfang, don't you? she was cranky, stubborn, impatient-and the most loyal cat you will ever meet.

— Erin Hunter

Wolves eat cats for dinner. By God, I wanna be a wolf. ~Kane Tyler~

— Lora Leigh

A well-trained cat doesn't exist because a cat remains a cat.

— Marjane Satrapi

A cat, I am told, has nine lives. If that is true, I know how a cat feels.

— Caryl Chessman

If I had a cat I'd buy another one so I could kick one and then the other.

— Greg Abbott

The damned cats like pushing the reset button on my computer.

— Adam Rifkin