“A bumper sticker from the 1970s read, “A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.” — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Nothing makes me roll my eyes faster than a "Coexist" bumper sticker. — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
Hook up with us and see a quick return on your premiums.' I like it, Sammy. Think we can fit it on… — Jeff Mariotte Copy Share Image
Trump bumper sticker is the new Confederate flag. Absolutely. All Donald Trump is doing is making America hate again. — Charlamagne tha God Copy Share Image
How ironic is it to see a bumper sticker that says 'Jesus is the answer' next to a bumper sticker supporting the… — Shane Claiborne Copy Share Image
When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When people ask me why I don't have a tattoo, I ask them why they never see a bumper sticker on a… — Crapp Copy Share Image
My tattoo is of a cannon in Vancouver that I got in a fleeting moment of stupidity maybe 14 years ago. A… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
You don't change the world by hiding in the woods, wearing a hair shirt, or buying indulgences in the form of 'Save… — Alex Steffen Copy Share Image
Much of John Kerry's recent surge has come at the expense of Howard Dean. The situation reflected in his hot new bumper… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
At our church I do not endorse politicians publicly. Because I am afraid that if I endorse one candidate, it would keep… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
[My father ] came home from World War II and he voted for [Dwight] Eisenhower. He was pretty thoughtful about those things,… — Jeff Sessions Copy Share Image
“The car housed a hysterical bumper sticker: Save the Planet, and I permitted a moment of contemplation to truly bask in this… — Bruce Crown Copy Share Image
I have a bumper sticker that Bowen created that says Regardless of my kids grades, they have an 'A' in my book'.… — George A. Sheehan Copy Share Image
I implore you, I entreat you and I challenge you to speak with conviction. To say what you believe in a manner… — Taylor Mali Copy Share Image
Buckle up...it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“ If god is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. --BUMPER STICKER” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER)” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“No, not in a creepy way. I am anti-incest. It says so on my bumper sticker.” — Laurel Ulen Curtis Copy Share Image
“Tramp stamp. A tattoo in the center of a woman's lower back. Also referred to as a "California bumper sticker." The germans… — Jeff Johnson Copy Share Image
“Mom was adamantly pro-choice. She had a bumper sticker on the car that read If you can’t trust me with a choice,… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
“It had to be John's car, a blue Jeep, top off. And on the back, posted for the world to see, one… — Annabel Monaghan Copy Share Image
A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
![“[My father ] came home from World War II and he voted for [Dwight] Eisenhower. He was pretty thoughtful about those things, but never, as I said, ever campaigned for anybody. He let me put a [Barry] Goldwater sticker on his pickup truck, but he never put a bumper sticker on his car. We never had a…” quote by Jeff Sessions](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/675/jeff-sessions-2380_bumper_my-father-came-home-from-world-war-ii-an_539222.jpg)
