“Good choice. You have selected the SUV. Press one for a black SUV. Press two for powder blue. Press three for bright… — Chris Dolley Copy Share Image
“It had to be John's car, a blue Jeep, top off. And on the back, posted for the world to see, one… — Annabel Monaghan Copy Share Image
A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
“With a lightning quick glance at me first, he reads one bumper sticker: “Member: BBB. Boys in Books are Better?” — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“Tramp stamp. A tattoo in the center of a woman's lower back. Also referred to as a "California bumper sticker." The germans… — Jeff Johnson Copy Share Image
“Mom was adamantly pro-choice. She had a bumper sticker on the car that read If you can’t trust me with a choice,… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
One thing I learned in sobriety is to stop being judgmental, to always be discerning. When I drive, that will be my… — Kevin Sessums Copy Share Image
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross Copy Share Image
During President George W. Bush's two terms, you couldn't drive far without seeing a particular bumper sticker: Dissent is the highest form… — Monica Crowley Copy Share Image
You know the people who have the bumper stickers that say "Windows 95 = Mac '89"? These are the faithful, and I… — Jean-Louis Gassee Copy Share Image
A pretty face had been damaged by acne scars and she wore and extra forty pounds on her frame like a threat.… — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
President Obama's version of America is a divided one - pitting us against each other based on our income level, gender, and… — Mia Love Copy Share Image
I have a bumper sticker that Bowen created that says Regardless of my kids grades, they have an 'A' in my book'.… — George A. Sheehan Copy Share Image
I implore you, I entreat you and I challenge you to speak with conviction. To say what you believe in a manner… — Taylor Mali Copy Share Image
Gay is a subculture, a slur, a set of gestures, a slang, a look, a posture, a parade, a rainbow flag, a… — Jack Donovan Copy Share Image
I think happiness is a choice. I believe luck is your attitude. It sounds like a really annoying bumper sticker. But there… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. Taylor's mom would read WHY THE F*** NOT? — Natasha Friend Copy Share Image
“I carry a notepad with me at all times, in case life sends me a bumper sticker slogan that I mistake for… — David Boyne Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used as a thick bumper sticker. Then if you get in a crash, you can blame it on… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're texting and driving and the car in front of you has a bumper sticker that says 'don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Talking points aren't going to help the viewers understand something better. They're about as useful as bumper sticker slogans. — Margaret Brennan Copy Share Image
“Their bumper sticker read GUN CONTROL IS MIND CONTROL. In situations like this, you want to stick close to people in right-wing… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
“She saw a bumper sticker in the back window of the cab that read, Foreplay in Texas: Get in the truck. “That’s” — Nicole James Copy Share Image
Every time I see the bumper sticker that says “We think we’re humans having spiritual experiences, but we’re really spirits having human… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“If you’re such a shallow person that a goddamn bumper sticker can sum up your beliefs, then Jesus Christ, are you even… — Jason Myers Copy Share Image
That bumper sticker everyone has down in Philadelphia, the one that says, 'Only the Lord saves more than Bernie Parent,' really isn't… — Jerry Korab Copy Share Image
During President George W. Bush's two terms, you couldn't drive far without seeing a particular bumper sticker: 'Dissent is the highest form… — Monica Crowley Copy Share Image
“There was a car in front of me driving all conservatively, and then, lo and behold, I saw that he had a… — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
The reality is when you make 'America First' a bumper sticker and pump it overseas, what you're telling them is 'America Only'. — Stanley A. McChrystal Copy Share Image
Does that really work, converting someone with a bumper sticker? How weak of a mind do you have to have? — Gregg Rogell Copy Share Image
“The only person I compete with is Satan. If that happens to be you, then could you please move out of the… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things that fit on a bumper sticker in terms of either liberty or equality or progress that… — Laurence Tribe Copy Share Image
I wish I knew how we achieve the goal of world peace. My bumper sticker reads 'Just Another Version of You.' The… — Norman Lear Copy Share Image
There's a kind of decadence about all this: If 9/11 was really an inside job, you wouldn't be driving around with a… — Mark Steyn Copy Share Image
One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
If you are explaining, you're losing. It's a bumper sticker culture. People have to get it like that, and if they don't,… — Lawrence Lessig Copy Share Image
A group called Draft Biden 2016 has started selling bumper stickers that say 'I'm ridin' with Biden.' It's a lot better than… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Instant enlightenment. A quintessential modernism, culture and religion accommodated to the age of fast food and bumper stickers. But psyche and spirit… — Kenny Smith Copy Share Image
There are no moderate Republicans left, with the exception of a few who would vote with us when it doesn’t make any… — Barney Frank Copy Share Image
