Don't be tempted by there money and booze Ain't nobody gonna feel my shoes — George Jones Copy Share Image
I'm going to be a great film star. That is, if booze and sex don't get me first. — Jay Presson Allen Copy Share Image
I'll get back to the whores and the horses and the booze, while there's time. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Booze takes a lot of time and effort if you're going to do a good job with it. — Raymond Carver Copy Share Image
I spent most of my dough on booze, broads and boats and the rest I wasted. — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test? — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has our kind of divorce statistics should pipe… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“To every party, I bring my own booze. No need to help me carry it, as I walk in with it already… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
No time for drug addiction, no time for smoke or booze. Too strong for a shortened life span, I've got no time… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
About the nicest thing God ever invented was alcohol. He's proud of it, too. The Bible's full of kind remarks about booze. — Herman Wouk Copy Share Image
Don't overdo the booze especially while flying - just because it's there doesn't mean you need to drink it. Everything in moderation. — Alan Titchmarsh Copy Share Image
Your annual booze-fueled New Year's Eve spectacle will surely inspire us all to drink less in 2014. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Booze is flowing all unknowing; grandma downs a few, smiles and giggles happily enjoying her new brew. — Francis Norris, 1st Earl of Berkshire Copy Share Image
You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning: 'Holy Christ,… — Paul Newman Copy Share Image
I hate alcoholics and AA (alcoholics anonymous). If you can't drink responsibly, don't drink at all. Don't go to meetings, whine about… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Take me to the driest county in the most conservative state, and in two hours this determined hedonist will find you all… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
“A vice is a vice, a drunk is a drunk, no matter what the booze costs. You can be a useless piece… — Paul Hartford Copy Share Image
Let me get this straight. you want me to go stomping through a graveyard brandishing a bottle of booze to rouse an… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Food is one of life's really great pleasures. My 20th birthday party was all about booze, my 30th birthday was about drugs,… — Alex James Copy Share Image
You think the politicians that run my country and your country don't have guns in the schools their kids go to? They… — Vince Vaughn Copy Share Image
Science and art are only too often a superior kind of dope, possessing this advantage over booze and morphia: that they can… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show(bitch) Everywhere I Go, Bitches… — Hollywood Undead Copy Share Image
What's cool about renting is that you don't care about your house getting destroyed. So I think that is the number-one thing.… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
The lifestyle is strenuous on the body, but it's stimulating to the senses and the mind. So there's a give and take.… — A-Trak Copy Share Image
The stains could be seen only in the sunlight, so Ruth was never really aware of them until later, when she would… — Alice Sebold Copy Share Image
“You know one day, you're going to look back on these days. And everyone you went to high school with will either… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
I'm one of those passengers who arrives at the airport five or six hours early so I can throw back a few… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
“I've always felt that distant train whistles heard in the dead of night are the universe's way of letting us know the… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“A fine young man and a fine young felly he always was, except that in the old days, before you began coming… — Fletcher Pratt Copy Share Image
