I've given gifts in the Tour de France and it's come back to bit me. So no gifts. — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
The very existence of the bicycle is an offense to reason and wisdom. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Audiences won't buy an Ozzie Nelson walking and talking around about Rickie's new bicycle. — Bob Crane Copy Share Image
A bicycle is the long-sought means of transportation for all of us who have runaway hearts. — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
People are like bicycles. They can keep their balance only as long as they keep moving. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
The idea that He would take his attention away from the universe in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds… — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
She who succeeds in gaining the mastery of the bicycle will gain the mastery of life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The things that stop you having sex with age are exactly the same as those that stop you riding a bicycle. — Alex Comfort Copy Share Image
The trouble with the media is that it seems unable to distinguish between the end of the world and a bicycle accident. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The problem with the press is that they can't tell the difference between a bicycle crash and the end of civilization. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
On my tenth birthday a bicycle and an atlas coincided as gifts, and a few days later I decided to cycle to… — Dervla Murphy Copy Share Image
It's a risky business being a cyclist in the UK, there are a lot of people who really dislike us. It's the… — Victoria Pendleton Copy Share Image
Traffic in the streets of Bombay is chaotic at best. Riding a bicycle is a dangerous occupation. However, there are hundreds of… — Rohinton Mistry Copy Share Image
Most people use less brains in selecting the person with whom they are to spend their lives than they do in choosing… — Elsie Lincoln Benedict Copy Share Image
Effie M. was a monster. Six foot high and as strong as a farm horse.No sooner had she decided that she wanted… — Laurie Lee Copy Share Image
With Iraq plunging into chaos and gas prices at record highs President Bush took time out this weekend for a ride on… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
I simply want to celebrate the fact that right near your home, year in and year out, a community college is quietly… — Kay Ryan Copy Share Image
Everyone in their life has his own particular way of expressing life's purpose - the lawyer his eloquence, the painter his palette,… — Gino Bartali Copy Share Image
In Nepal, the phenomenon is reversed. Time is a stick of incense that burns without being consumed. One day can seem like… — Jeff Greenwald Copy Share Image
Throughout human history, in any great endeavour requiring the common effort of many nations and men and women everywhere, we have learned… — Ban Ki-moon Copy Share Image
I thought, “I want to die. I want to die more than ever before. There’s no chance now of a recovery. No… — Osamu Dazai Copy Share Image
Here's some more stuff we're going to need." 1 pair coveralls 1 extension ladder (30 foot) 1 glass cutter 1 artist's portfolio… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
Money actually becomes even more difficult than other things because it's very hard to imagine what the benefits are to saving. So,… — Dan Ariely Copy Share Image
Seems there's a big debate going on about whether a new TV commercial for Minute Maid orange juice portrays Popeye and Bluto… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Writing a good movie brings a writer about as much fame as steering a bicycle. It gets him, however, more jobs. If… — Ben Hecht Copy Share Image
Once I had the voice, I knew I wasn't going to fall off the bicycle. I tap right back into it. It… — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
Writing is not, alas, like riding a bicycle: it does not get easier with practice. — Nancy Mairs Copy Share Image
I need NOW's defense like a fish needs a bicycle. I don't want them to defend me. — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
Life is like riding a bicycle: you don't fall off unless you stop pedaling. — Claude Pepper Copy Share Image
Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep yourself balanced you have to keep moving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
