I hate when you're nice to the weird kid, and then they stalk your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people's Facebook activity makes me want to defriend them in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red,violets are blue...God made me beautiful,what happened to you..? — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
When I tell stories about people I dislike, I give them ridiculous voices. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hard Words Break No Bones; Ignore Insults As They Cannot Physically Harm You, And Will Only Harm You Emotionally If You Let… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
My mom always told me if you cant say anything nice, dont say anything at all...and some people wonder why Im so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's annoying when overweight people say that a weight issue runs in their family...Get real, clearly nothing runs in your family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love poor people,cause I'm one of them :) I hate golf this is why I don't love rich people — Adil Baba Aka Black Son Copy Share Image
A relationship is only for two, but some bitches do not know how to fucking count. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's annoying on Facebook when people have random things in between their first and last names. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people come into our lives as a blessing… other people come into our lives as a lesson.. those people are better… — Harriet Morgan Copy Share Image
Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to think, in just one single moment every thing can start to sink. In just a blink of an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Slapping might work for most, but if I beat you until you were too ugly even for the radio,the only thing I'd… — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're only having fun while you're high or drunk & that's when you're less conscious of your life. Then your life… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
And there is no use whatever, gentlemen, trying to help people who do not help themselves. You cannot push any one up… — Andrew Carnegie Copy Share Image
Well, there are some things that I just can't get out of my head, and they start to annoy me after a… — Brian Eno Copy Share Image
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix… — Matthew Van Zyl Copy Share Image
Is someone in your life trying to point out all your flaws? You may not feel like dealing with know-it-all types right… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people can't tell when they're annoying. Which is even more annoying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A women is not written in Braille...You don't need to touch her to know her.! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
Unless Your Name Is Google, Stop Acting That You Know Everything... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Everyone has that friend who doesn't get the hint when it's time to go home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying person who texts you again if you don't reply within 18 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amazing how everyone becomes a political genius one month every 4 years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I make the doors open for anyone,so just don't try to jump by my windows — Adil Baba Aka Black Son Copy Share Image
I love when people show me attention, but once you get annoying, I go crazy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm so talented. I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
I find it very annoying when people want to sit next to each other at a booth. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Americans will put up with anything, provided that It doesn't block traffic — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
