Some people can't tell when they're annoying. Which is even more annoying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A women is not written in Braille...You don't need to touch her to know her.! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
Unless Your Name Is Google, Stop Acting That You Know Everything... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
It's amazing how everyone becomes a political genius one month every 4 years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had a natural aptitude for wanting to be the centre of attention and a definite skill for annoying people. — Derren Brown Copy Share Image
It's annoying when overweight people say that a weight issue runs in their family...Get real, clearly nothing runs in your family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love poor people,cause I'm one of them :) I hate golf this is why I don't love rich people — Adil Baba Aka Black Son Copy Share Image
Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are going to be offended by other peoples opinions then maybe you should consider keeping yours to yourself — Young Siddiq Prince Copy Share Image
A relationship is only for two, but some bitches do not know how to fucking count. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's annoying on Facebook when people have random things in between their first and last names. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people come into our lives as a blessing… other people come into our lives as a lesson.. those people are better… — Harriet Morgan Copy Share Image
“would hope that they would know that I’m not the same person in real life that I am on stage. It’s a… — Mara Altman Copy Share Image
I am a 911 dispatcher. I have heard real drama as it unfolds. Your piddly assed problem does not compare real tragedy.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“An English major is like being in a book club that costs $40,000 a year, has only annoying people in it, offers… — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
Everytime I inbox you I feel like I annoy you, I do not wish to be ignored or hurt by you. I… — Dominic Riley Copy Share Image
My real name is Joseph Herbert. My dad is white; my mom's Asian, Filipino. And when I started stand-up 22 years ago,… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
The kinda person to call your phone and ask for another unknown person. You say he's got the wrong number then he… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
Well, there are some things that I just can't get out of my head, and they start to annoy me after a… — Brian Eno Copy Share Image
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix… — Matthew Van Zyl Copy Share Image
Everyone has that friend who doesn't get the hint when it's time to go home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying person who texts you again if you don't reply within 18 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I make the doors open for anyone,so just don't try to jump by my windows — Adil Baba Aka Black Son Copy Share Image
I love when people show me attention, but once you get annoying, I go crazy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm so talented. I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
I find it very annoying when people want to sit next to each other at a booth. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when you're nice to the weird kid, and then they stalk your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people's Facebook activity makes me want to defriend them in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red,violets are blue...God made me beautiful,what happened to you..? — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
When I tell stories about people I dislike, I give them ridiculous voices. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
