If someone is so annoying it's up to you to surround yourself around them. — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
Saying something funny and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Calling someone without texting first is the new showing up unannounced. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dream about a world where it is totally legal and socially acceptable to slap stupid people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shut the fuck up ur so annoying and you think your the shit lmao sit the fuck down — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I shut my mouth and walk away doesn't mean you won. It simply means your stupid ass isn't worth my time! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give a great big hug to all the drug dealers, sluts, and ass holes. They sure know how keep the world going — Masha Mezz Copy Share Image
Just because I put up a status saying something random, does not mean its about you! and if you think it is,… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Isn't it weird how people talk shit about you, when the only thing they actually know about you is your name — Sushan Sharma Copy Share Image
Just because you got the monkey off your back doesnt mean the circus has left town. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When I am good everybody forgets,but when I am bad everybody remembers. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
If you're gonna be two-faced..at least make one of them pretty. Marilyn Monroe — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
I Love Mankind, It's The People's Diff'rent Attitude That I Can't Stand... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“Chickens are annoying. Is that why people eat them? My sister is annoying, but nobody eats her.” — Yvonne Tasker Copy Share Image
I hate facebook stalkers, they like every status you put up, talk to EVERY DAY, and when you cut them off they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
