Animal Quotes · Page 65

A dog is like a person—he needs a job and a family to be what he’s meant to be.

— Andrew Vachss

We judge plants and animals by whether they're entertaining to us. We...

— Gary Larson

Man is a military animal, glories in gunpowder, and loves parade.

— Philip James Bailey

“human beings are inherently social and trusting animals.”

— Dan Ariely

We are the first to ever publicly advertise we dont test on animals.

— John Paul DeJoria

No animal needs to die in order for me to live. And that makes me feel good.

— Howard Lyman

I have a pretty good understanding of animals.

— Eric Stonestreet

“Don't ever call me adorable again. Puppies are adorable.”

— Dean Koontz

“I’ve always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course.”

— Tom Upton

Another Thing I'm Sick of Hearing: If I started that gay rights group, I must be gay. So if i start an…

— James Howe

Critics must excuse me if I compare them to certain animals called asses, who, by gnawing vines, originally taught the great advantage…

— William Shenstone

“I feel more human when I compare the cuteness of a lizard to a newborn child's sweetness. Both are God's creations filled…

— Munia Khan

Nower days a person life is not important then the animal life. As more people are being killed more then the animals

— Simphiwe Scientist Dumi

Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to fog; but you're never friendless ever, if you have a dog.

— Douglas Malloch

My hounds are bred out of the Spartan kind; So flew'd, so sanded; their heads are hung with ears that sweep away…

— William Shakespeare

Surely there will be some nonhuman animals whose lives, by any standards, are more valuable than the lives of some humans.

— Peter Singer

In scripture God brings the animals to the human for naming. In that simple act the human is brought to recognize the…

— Joan D. Chittister

What a difference that extra 120 ppm has made for plants, and for animals and humans that depend on them. The more…

— Paul Driessen

The relationship between a military working dog and a military dog handler is about as close as a man and a dog…

— Robert Crais

Towns are suffering from all these things, we should unite until we are all satisfied, man cannot be killing each other as…

— Compay Segundo

He [man] abuses equally other animals and his own species, the rest of whom live in famine, languish in misery, and work…

— Georges-Louis Leclerc, Comte de Buffon

Today's fishing industry supplies land farms with fish as well. Over fifty percent of the fish caught is fed to livestock on…

— Sharon Gannon

We are the only creatures that both laugh and weep. I think it's because we are the only creatures that see the…

— Robert Fulghum

The human animal ... is ... neither male nor female ... And if I am allowed to jest a little in passing,…

— Marie de Gournay

Offset's the animal out the group. But he ain't no bad guy.

— Quavo

No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.

— Tucker Max

I do not want to make my stomach a graveyard of dead animals.

— George Bernard Shaw

Animals are less alone with roaring than we are with all these words.

— Margaret Laurence

Having my animals or my children with me exorcises that feeling of not being wanted.

— Eartha Kitt

Sometimes the best thing that can happen to a person is to have a puppy lick your face.

— Joan Bauer

A dead dog is more quiet than a house on the steppes, a chair in a empty room.

— Per Petterson

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes

— Jay London

Factory farming is the attitude that commodifies sentient life.

— Gene Baur

Cow protection to me is one of the most wonderful phenomena in the human evolution.

— Mahatma Gandhi

“We’re all animals,’ he said. ‘Basically, we’re all animals.”

— J.D. Salinger

Just as the dog loves to chew bones, the human mind loves its problems.

— Eckhart Tolle

I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.

— Jim Gaffigan

The zoo is a place for animals to study the behaviour of human beings.

— Anonymous

Until you have loved an animal, part of your soul will have remained dormant.

— Anatole France

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

— Steven Wright