I feel more human when I compare the cuteness of a lizard…

Every now and then, we hear parents commenting on the fearful things which motion pictures may do to the minds of children. They seem…

— Heywood Broun

“The great thing about the Internet isn't that you can reconnect with old friends or stay up to date with developing world events or…

— David C Holley

“Our body dries out with every passing year; newborns are about 75 percent water, not much different from an average potato.”

— Neil Shubin

The guilt of newborns is immense.

— Georg Trakl

The real people nation have for centuries had the practice at birth of speaking the same first phrase to all newborns. Each person hears…

— Marlo Morgan

“Humans are the only ones who refuse to co-sleep with their newborns. All other mammals do it, and in a loving manner.”

— Mitta Xinindlu

“Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I get a lot of questions, asking about vitamin K shot, so let's talk about the vitamin K shot, shall we? Most parents have…

— Matty Denz

“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I have vicarious morning sickness. Other people's babies make me nauseous.”

— Jacob M. Appel

“It is the beginning and the end of the astrological calendar, and so it is said that children born on March 21 are ancient…

— Elizabeth Alexander

“There are no people more peaceful than infants.”

— Tamerlan Kuzgov

We have an epidemic of obese six-month-olds. We actually have an epidemic of obese newborns. They don't diet and exercise. How do you explain…

— Robert Lustig

There are Black women who die while trying to give life to newborns because Black people are always overlooked, under-cared-for, underprivileged. It's been what…

— August Alsina

“You won't spoil your newborn if you hold them as much as you want to.”

— Mitta Xinindlu