The thing I miss about Air Force One is they don't lose my luggage. — George H. W. Bush Copy Share Image
I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“An airport is a place where you go through hell to reach your alleged paradise.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
Lovers of air travel find it exhilarating to hang poised between the illusion of immortality and the fact of death. — Alexander Chase Copy Share Image
“My body is treated like a public space. 62 Air travel is another kind of hell.” — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
If the Wright brother were alive today Wilbur would have to fire Orville to reduce costs. — Herb Kelleher Copy Share Image
This book is dedicated to Wilbur and Orville Wright, without whom air sickness would still be just a dream. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
In 2009, during Pelosi's first speakership, we uncovered documents from the Department of Defense detailing her multiple requests for military air travel. — Tom Fitton Copy Share Image
Personal and mobile computing, long-distance communications, energy storage, and air travel are just a few of the things that have been democratized… — Dan Schulman Copy Share Image
Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
During the past few decades, modern technology, with radio, TV, air travel, and satellites, has woven a network of communication which puts… — David Bohm Copy Share Image
A shortage of airports runways and gates along outmoded air traffic control systems have made U.S. air travel the most congested in… — Ray LaHood Copy Share Image
There is no reason why we shouldn't be able to split an infinitive, any more than we should forsake instant coffee and… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go..."All right! Give me the… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The reason I loved working at Boeing was because I loved the idea of air travel as a way of bringing people… — Alan Mulally Copy Share Image
Air travel is the safest form of travel aside from walking; even then, the chances of being hit by a public bus… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“Air travel is such a strange experience. It´s such an intimate thing, to travel alongside a stranger for so many hours, to… — Nick Alexander Copy Share Image
Air travel survived decades of terrorism, including attacks which resulted in the deaths of everyone on the plane. It survived 9/11. It'll… — Bruce Schneier Copy Share Image
We all know we have a problem, a broad problem. Ninety-eight percent of the fuel that is used by our vehicles, our… — John Olver Copy Share Image
You want to know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Airline glamour never promised anything as mundane as elbow room, much less a flat bed, a massage, or an arugula salad. It… — Virginia Postrel Copy Share Image
I have been a frequent air traveler since I was a few months shy of my sixth birthday, when my parents packed… — Shashi Tharoor Copy Share Image
Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
There are no distant places any longer: the world is small and the world is one. — Wendell Willkie Copy Share Image
Modern air travel means less time spent in transit. That time is now spent in transit lounges. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There are few places you can find silence. Air travel could be the last fortress of solitude. — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
A world with a sudden limit on air travel would be tremendously different from the one we live in now. — Charles C. Mann Copy Share Image
I don't want to be one of those comics who says, 'Hey, what's wrong with air travel?' and stuff like that. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Each and every one of the security measures we implement serves an important goal: providing safe and efficient air travel for the… — Janet Napolitano Copy Share Image
We've only had aircrafts for a hundred years, and yet look at us. So, I've become absolutely fascinated by this strange, bizarre… — Dallas Campbell Copy Share Image
Travel in car, because you can stop. Air travel any more is a nightmare. I think it's the same for everyone. If… — Steve Kimock Copy Share Image
People aren't just paying more to fill their gas tanks or when they pay for their heating bills for their home; they… — Dan Lipinski Copy Share Image
There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to… — Henry A. Kissinger Copy Share Image
People just hate the idea of losing. Any loss, even a small one, is just so terrible to contemplate that they compensate… — Daniel Kahneman Copy Share Image
As a member of the House Committee on Homeland Security's Subcommittee on Transportation and Maritime Security, it is my responsibility to help… — Jeff Van Drew Copy Share Image
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I don't think our government really has much of a policy about air travel. I would compare the policies of United Arab… — Jeff Smisek Copy Share Image
