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Desperate to get married

Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

Good time we spent

Thinking of you
and the good times we spent
make me smile!

Happy birthday to a friend who is always
close to my heart.

Why should I ?

A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Answer Came:

"Why Should I ? :-P

Being good is different!

Best Msg for today's World:
Don't Try To Be Different, Just Be Good...!
Bcoz, now a days just being good is different enough...!!! ;)

Wanted single girl

- New Advertisement -

WANTED SINGLE GIRL,
Able To Cook,
Love And Have Job,
Must Have
HOUSE & CAR.
Plz Send Picture 0f
HOUSE & CAR ... =P =D

Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz
Kamal ki ghazal tum ko sunaein gein kisi roz

Thi unki zid k mai jaun unko manane
Mujko yeh veham tha vo bulayein gein kisi roz

kabi b maine to socha b nahi tha
Vo itna mere dil ko dukhaein gein kisi roz

Har roz aieene sey yehi poochti hun mae
Kia rukh pe tabassum sajayein gein kisi roz?

Urney do in parindon ko azaad fizaon mein
Tumhare hon agar to lout ayein gein kisi roz

Apne sitam ka dekh lena khud hi Saqi tum
Zakham e jigar tamaam log dekhein gein kisi roz !

Stop only when we enter the examination hall

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Sardar going to shikaar

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

Staying quiet when u hurt me

I Have Decided To Stay Quiet
When You Hurt Me!

Because If I Hurt You Back
Eventually It Is Gonna Hurt Me
More Than You!