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I'm talking to my wife

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven't spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife

Reason for girls to live longer

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
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Scientific Studies Have Proved That
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"SHOPPING"
Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,
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"PAYING The "BILLS" Does

Be true to both your mind and heart

All the right things are not always possible
and all the possible things are not always right.
so, be true to both your mind and heart
then you will never go wrong.

I guess that I'm the loser

I guess that I'm da loser
Cause u hav found some1 new
But I'm still here, still all alone
Just crying over u

A junior needs a name

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

Sardar shopping early

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that's not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p

Break my heart

Break my heart
destroy my soul
and
leave me crying
i'd still love you
and
i won't expect you to
love me in return ...

Wo shakhs meri jaan bana rehta hy

Wo shakhs meri jaan bana rehta hy,
Uska pyar meri pehchan bana rehta hy,

Koi muntazir hy uska kitni shiddat se,
Wo janta hy magar anjan bana rehta hy...

If ever I was rude to u

If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don't hesitate,

JUST SLAP URSELF

mistake aap ki hi hogi :p

HAVE A GR8 RAKHI BHAYYA

Warm wishes on Rakhi Day!
Rakhi Day is the day when special people
like u r thought of fondly with luv & cheer.
Hope every hour of this special day is filled with moments,
that will bring happiness 4 U.
HAVE A GR8 RAKHI BHAYYA
With loads of love
Yours ever loving sis