Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.
Politics & politicians sms messages (urdu/english)
Politics SMS / Text Messages
Good citizens who do not vote.
(26 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)
Loading...Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.
I offer my opponents a bargain
(29 votes, average: 3.41 out of 5)Loading...I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
Promising young man should go into politics
(14 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5)Loading...A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
Politics is derived from...
(30 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...The word politics is derived from the word poly,
meaning many,
and the word tics, meaning blood sucking parasites.
Politics has been concerned with right or left
(14 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)Loading...Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.
The return of phoolan devi (bb)
(16 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)Loading...On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
"The return of phoolan devi",
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/
Any party which takes credit for the rain
(12 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until
(11 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)Loading...Mankind will never see an end of trouble until...
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power...
become lovers of wisdom.
Considering his achievements of
(8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)Loading...Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water
Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen
(12 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.
In politics, ur enemies cannot hurt u
(14 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...In politics,
your enemies cant hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.