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LOVE YOUR HUSBAND Because...
LOVE YOUR HUSBAND
When he orders you to make tea or coffee.
He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks.
Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females.
He is just checking that you are still the best.
Love him if he criticize your cooking.
He is still improving his taste.
Love him if he snores at night and disturbs your sleep.
He is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after being married to you.
Love him if forgets to give you a gift on your birthday.
He is saving money for future.
Love him Because...
You don't have a Choice...
and killing is a legal offense
Unit to measure love friendship & trust
Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
Boy Thought For A While
Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON'T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics :p:D
Open with Love...
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
I love everybody
I love everybody.
Some I love to be around,
Some I love to avoid,
others I would love to punch in the face.
Love someone who doesn't love u
Do you know
how it feels to love
someone who doesnt
love you ?
waiting for a boat at the airport
Girlfriend's name on hand by knife...crying
A Small Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand..
After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
Spelling Mistake !!! :O
Love more important than money
All say that love is more important than money..
Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ? :P ;)
Love has no age....
Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age"
Love Has No Age.
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P
Life is nothing without LOVE
Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don't get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.
Independance day date
Bubbli got caugt on date
on Independance day
What is this?
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want
Friends are like fishes
Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)