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Difference b/w secretary & private secretary
(264 votes, average: 3.66 out of 5)
Loading...Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
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Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
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Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Wake up with a smile
(382 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)Loading...It's Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That's Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday
Good Morning :-)
Man : How old is your father?
(83 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)Loading...Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
Ladies hostel caught Fire
(49 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5)Loading...Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.
What happens when a lion roars thrice?
(92 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5)Loading...What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Any guess?
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Ok i will tell you..
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Tom & jerry cartoon begins!
When u feel lonely and alone
(80 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)Loading...When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!
Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye
(33 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)Loading...Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye
kuch to pakray gayai
kuch hamare yaar hogaye
I say she's no good!
(22 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)Loading...Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
There's a bomb in my garden!
(27 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5)Loading...Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.
Jab sey tumhain jana hai,
(45 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)Loading...Jab sey tumhain jana hai,
jab sey tumhain paaya hai,
har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
Ta k poochhu rab say
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ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai
If Malika plays roll of Draupadi
(31 votes, average: 3.32 out of 5)Loading...If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?