Funny SMS / Text Messages

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My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

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Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM

Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
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She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

I love you & You love your daughter

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Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.

LOVE YOUR HUSBAND Because...

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LOVE YOUR HUSBAND

When he orders you to make tea or coffee.
He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks.

Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females.
He is just checking that you are still the best.

Love him if he criticize your cooking.
He is still improving his taste.

Love him if he snores at night and disturbs your sleep.
He is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after being married to you.

Love him if forgets to give you a gift on your birthday.
He is saving money for future.

Love him Because...
You don't have a Choice...
and killing is a legal offense

Wake up with a smile

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It's Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That's Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday

Good Morning :-)

Unit to measure love friendship & trust

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Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :

Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
But
Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
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Boy Thought For A While
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Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON'T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics :p:D

Open with Love...

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Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...

I love everybody

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I love everybody.

Some I love to be around,
Some I love to avoid,
and
others I would love to punch in the face.

Love someone who doesn't love u

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Do you know
how it feels to love
someone who doesnt
love you ?
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Its like
waiting for a boat at the airport

Girlfriend's name on hand by knife...crying

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A Small Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand..
After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
Why ???
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Paining ???
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No !!
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Then ???
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Spelling Mistake !!! :O

Love more important than money

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All say that love is more important than money..

Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ? :P ;)

Love has no age....

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Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age"
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P