Funny SMS / Text Messages

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When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!

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When a Guy does Something Wrong!

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :(

When a Girl does Something Wrong!

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident. I didn't mean to!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry..!!:(

Love is possible after friendship

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Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured....!!!

My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

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Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM

Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
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She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

I love you & You love your daughter

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Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.

Difference b/w secretary & private secretary

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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Wake up with a smile

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It's Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That's Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday

Good Morning :-)

Man : How old is your father?

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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Ladies hostel caught Fire

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Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.

What happens when a lion roars thrice?

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What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Think
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Any guess?
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Ok i will tell you..
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Tom & jerry cartoon begins!

When u feel lonely and alone

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When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!