I want to suck you
lick you
wanna move my tongue all over you
wanna feel you in my mouth
yep, that's how you
eat an ice cream!
Adult SMS jokes messages (Latest, Free, Naughty & Funny)
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Perfect example of good & bad luck
(951 votes, average: 3.87 out of 5)
Loading...What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)
Caught sleeping together
(1,469 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)Loading...Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet
(1,702 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)Loading...In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
Interesting line on girl's T-shirt
(606 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
Can kids of our age have kids?
(863 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)Loading...Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".
Even the driver say's so ...
(307 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)Loading...A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife'
The maid smiled and said
'i know 'cos the driver always tells me so'
Let me kiss your lips
(248 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
"PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)
Short thing gets longer
(671 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?