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“Excellence has always been achieved
by those who dared believe
that something inside them
is superior to circumstances”
Believe in yourself.

Jagti aankho me ek khuwab aaya,
koi humdard hai mera yeh khayal aaya.
chot lagi dil pe toh dhiyaan aaya,
kal bhi tanha the aaj bhi khud ko tanha paya.

Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao…
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?

Aisa DOSTANA humara,
Mein KASHTI tu KINARA,
Mein VARSHA tu BADAL,
Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL,
Mein HOT tu COOL,
Mein APRIL tu FOOL.
Ha Ha Ha…..

Chiraaghon ko aur teez kar lo,
Kyun ki roshini kam hai,
Tamaam umar kar lenge intzaar tera,
phir bhi ghum rahega ke zindagi kam hai.

Apne dil ka dard batayain kiss ko,
Kaun kya bhool gaya hai yaad dilaaye kiss ko,
Ruth jaate to manana dushwaar naa tha,
Jab wo tallukh hi naa rakhe to manain kiss ko.

Ek diya bhi jale door ki baat hai,
Ho kahi bhi noor namumkin si baat hai,
Khud se milne par bhi hai humare paabandiya,
Tujh se milna to door ki baat hai.

Yaad karnay ki aadat nahi hai,
Hume bhulaane ki ijazat nahi hai,
Mubarak ho tum ko ye aadat tumhari,
Hume tum se koi shikayat nahi hai.