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Rain of summer, snow of winter

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

Some one asked about my past

Some one asked about my past
I replied –
SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4.
HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8.

Juan has 4 apples,
His train is 7 minutes early,
Calculate the suns mass :D

Silent message for all students

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p

A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

Why student fails ?

Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

10 marks in an exam

Question: “How to kill an ant?”

Asked in an exam for 10 marks!

Mix chilli powder with sugar,
Keep it outside the ant’s hole

After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it’s mouth and kill the ant :-|

Don’t play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks

Can’t clear all subjects in 1st attempt…?

Why most of the engineering students
Can’t clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers.

Height of confidence

Height of confidence

Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane.
After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students.
All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one.
People asked him the reason
He said,”If it’s made by my students it will not even start.”

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