The most "hungry + sad" moment
.
.
.
When you're sitting in the examination hall,
feeling hungry
&
then the invigilator is served
hot "tea with samosas".

According to newton's 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study:p

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?
Because It Means.
.
.
.
E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings... ;->

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :

-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!