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Student: Mix chilli powder with sugar, & Keep it outside the ant's hole
After eating, ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it! Now ant will go to dry itself near fire, When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire! Then admit wounded ant in icu! And then remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|
Moral: Don't play with students! They can do any thing for 10 marks
Question: Why most of the engineering students Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..? ? ? ? Answer: Smooth roads never make good drivers, Clear sky never makes good pilots & Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt, Never makes good engineers.
Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane. After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students. All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one. People asked him the reason He said,"If it's made by my students it will not even start."