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Whenever My Girlfriend Swears On Me, I Says Baby If One More Word Is Coming Out Of Your Mouth, Then I'M Gonna Wrap Your… — NizamShahbaaz Copy Share Image
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My mum used to say to me every morning, 'Megan, your lips, they're so big.' — Megan McKenna Copy Share Image
The other day my daughter said, ‘Daddy, guess who my favorite Stroke is?’ And I thought she was going to say me because, oh… — Nick Valensi Copy Share Image
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Oh, ooh, something tells me. My words are goin straight to his heart and ooh, somethin tells me...You will be all mine. — Regina Belle Copy Share Image
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“I’m going into my bedroom so I can get my own toy out. This is getting to be too much for me. I’m a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ive got no reason to sleep if you're not my dream, no reason to think if you're not in my mind, no reason to… — Zoheb Copy Share Image
It wants not merely microscopic but telescopic power to know humanity in its essence; a power to discern its grandeur as well as its… — Zoheb Copy Share Image
I've always asked for something special to happen but I was too blind to see, too deaf to hear and too numb to feel… — Zoheb Copy Share Image
If God will give me a minute more to live, I'd ask Him if I can be with you to tell you three things:… — Zoheb Copy Share Image
Creating art or something beautiful makes you a more full filled person than they can ever be because theyre caught up in what they… — Zoheb Copy Share Image
Last night I looked up And matched each star with a reason Why I love you; I was doing great, Until I ran out… — Zoheb Copy Share Image
When someone loves you, they dont have to say it. You can tell by the way they treat you. — Zoheb Copy Share Image
Love is not measured in the time we spend in showing our feelings but the deepest feelings can arouse even in the shortest little… — Zoheb Copy Share Image
Sometimes I just might not be there for you but perhaps I might actually be. Not seeing me doesn't mean that I'm not with… — Zoheb Copy Share Image
Aapki judai bhi humein pyar karti hai. Aapki yaad bahut bekrar karti hai. Jaate jaate kahin bhi mulakat ho jaye aapse, Talash aapko yeh… — Zoheb Copy Share Image
I miss you when something good happens, because you're the one I want to share it with. I miss you when something because you're… — Zoheb Copy Share Image
