Failure Quote by Yevgeny Zamyatin

“The only thing you can be sure of in this world is the multiplication table.”

— L.M. Montgomery

“Man has always found it easier to sacrifice his life than to learn the multiplication table.”

— William Somerset Maugham

“That was the great thing about numbers: it required no faith to believe that two plus two equaled four. And math never, ever condemned…

— Michael Grant

“multiplication is vexation, division is as bad, the rule of three perplexes me and fractions drive me mad! (the story girl)”

— Anonymous

“It seems, then, we are forced to believe in a real Right and Wrong. People may be sometimes mistaken about them, just as people…

— C.S. Lewis

“It may be conceded to the mathematicians that four is twice two. But two is not twice one; two is two thousand times one.”

— G. K. Chesterton

According to the celestial multiplication table, once one is three, and three times one is one, and according to heavenly subtraction if we take…

— Robert Green Ingersoll

“Two plus two is not sometimes equal to four! It is equal to four plus one, for one is a powerful amalgamation.”

— Enock Maregesi

“In moments of crisis, all you gotta do is review your multiplication tables, and it’ll all blow over!”

— Andrea Camilleri

“Through all this ordeal his root horror had been isolation, and there are no words to express the abyss between isolation and having one…

— G.K. Chesterton

Even God cannot make two times two not make four.

— Hugo Grotius

“I had been to school most all the time, and could spell, and read, and write just a little, and could say the multiplication…

— Mark Twain