Hilarious Quote by William Shakespeare Download Open image “[Thou] mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!” — William Shakespeare ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Hilarious Inspirational Mad Purple
“The worms were beautifully drawn, with their nervous systems and reproductive organs shaded in different colors of highlighter, but the artist had also given… — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
The aquilegia sprinkled on the rocks A scarlet rain; the yellow violet Sat in the chariot of its leaves, the phlox Held spikes of… — Bayard Taylor Copy Share Image
Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Thrice the brinded cat hath mew’d. Thrice and once the hedge-pig whined. Harpier cries ’Tis time, ’tis time. Round about the cauldron go; In… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“I said: 'Thou thing of patches, rings, Pins, necklaces and suchlike things, Disguiser of the female form, Thou paltry, gilded poisonous worm!” — William Blake Copy Share Image
Like a glowworm golden, in a dell of dew, Scattering unbeholden its aerial blue Among the flowers and grass which screen it from the… — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
“Instead it yanks on a worm wiggling in the loosened soil. Its feathers shimmer in the morning sunlight, a malignant green on black as… — Sara Stark Copy Share Image
“Insect, pup, or rat. It certainly seems to me that you don’t know what he is, so maybe you should leave him alone... ‘Gracious,… — Kinley MacGregor Copy Share Image
Time hath not yet so dried this blood of mine, Nor age so eat up my invention, Nor fortune made such havoc of my… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Divers philosophers hold that the lips is parcel of the mouth. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs; Being purg'd, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes; Being vex'd, a sea nourish'd with… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I, measuring his affections by my own, Which then most sought where most might not be found, Being one too many by my weary… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Ask God for temp'rance. That's th' appliance only Which your disease requires. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Thou hast no figures nor no fantasies Which busy care draws in the brains of men; Therefore thou sleep’st so sound. Julius Caesar (2.1.248-251)” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Have you not heard it said full oft, A woman's nay doth stand for naught? — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
The best shows to tweet about are the ones that are hilarious, but they might not necessarily be trying to be hilarious. Those are… — Retta Copy Share Image
I have a really great show jacket from Lavalliere that's really well made, and I have a great pair of Gucci jodhpurs, which is… — Edie Campbell Copy Share Image
The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies. — Robert Conquest Copy Share Image
“And after his unparsable response, including a passage where he said he was 'blurring the boundaries between a thing and thought,' she said, 'Thank… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there's so many universal themes in the show, and he made it… — James Denton Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The cast of 'Parks & Rec' is just a group of unbelievably nice, humble, down to earth, hilarious friends. — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
“No more tubs for me." I jumped off the bed and pulled on a pair of Pack sweats. "They make me lose all sense."… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image