Hilarious Quote by William Shakespeare

I am joined with no foot land-rakers, no long-staff, sixpenny strikers, none of these mad, mustachio purple-hued maltworms, but with nobility and tranquillity.

— William Shakespeare

[Thou] mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms! William Shakespeare, Henry IV: Part 1

— William Shakespear

Thou art a very ragged Wart.

— William Shakespeare

[Thine] face is not worth sunburning.

— William Shakespeare

Flower of this purple dye, Hit with Cupid's archery, Sink in apple of his eye.

— William Shakespeare

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— Tippi Hedren

The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.

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