Death Quote by William Shakespeare

All's well that ends well; which is the epitaph I should put on my tombstone if I were the last man left alive.

— Bertrand Russell

Epitaphs are cheap, and they do a poor chap a world of good after he is dead, especially if he had hard luck while…

— Mark Twain

If you take epitaphs seriously, we ought to bury the living and resurrect the dead.

— Mark Twain

“[ When asked what he wants for his tombstone epitaph ] Since I'm an atheist, and have no belief whatsoever in life after death,…

— Richard Bartle

When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: "I joked about every prominent man of…

— Will Rogers

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

— Mark Twain

The report of my death was an exaggeration.

— Mark Twain

I think my demise has been prematurely reported. That's what I think. I think I'm going take this and make medical history, and I…

— Craig Sager

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

— Jim Butcher

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

— Mark Twain

Live so that when the final summons comes you will leave something more behind you than an epitaph on a tombstone or an obituary…

— Billy Sunday

Everybody agrees that a future in which you are dead is a very bad thing, and that it isn't made any better by your…

— David Papineau