I wonder how many of our tombstones will have to be inscribed with the epitaph 'Died of too many meetings'? — Hannah Whitall Smith Copy Share Image
If you take epitaphs seriously, we ought to bury the living and resurrect the dead. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Epitaph on a scolding wife by her husband: Here my poor Bridget's corpse doth lie, she is at rest - and so… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
When I die, my epitaph should read: She Paid the Bills. That's the story of my private life. — Gloria Swanson Copy Share Image
I joke that my epitaph will be, 'No Oscars, but at least he had a game named after him.' — Kevin Bacon Copy Share Image
Will Truman will be on my epitaph, but as an actor, I have to challenge myself. — Eric McCormack Copy Share Image
“We don’t want any—” he began, and ought to have chosen his words better, because they were his epitaph. It” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. — Irvin S. Cobb Copy Share Image
Lots of people can have girlfriends. But I can throw around guitars onstage! That'll be my epitaph: 'He never had a girlfriend,… — Trent Reznor Copy Share Image
And were an epitaph to be my story I'd have a short one ready for my own. I would have written of… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
And the end of the fight is tombstone white with the name of the late deceased, and the epitaph drear, "A Fool… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
The market economy needs no apologists and propagandists. It can apply to itself the words of Sir Christopher Wren's epitaph in St.… — Ludwig von Mises Copy Share Image
bergeron's epitaph for the planet, i remember, which he said should be carved in big letters in a wall of the grand… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“He also told me he'd just written the epitaph for his tomb: LO PEOR YA PASO. PEOR HUMILLACION QUE LA DE EXISTIR… — Nicanor Parra Copy Share Image
To waste! You are unknown and unwanted, save by me. This, because you are fairly adept at the various embalming arts and… — Roger Zelazny Copy Share Image
If I were to write my epitaph... Epitaph? Hey, shut-up Albert. I'd want to be remembered as someone who loved his sport… — Albert II, Prince of Monaco Copy Share Image
“I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, everything should just keep going on the way it was only… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked about every prominent… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“If I hadn’t decided on cremation and a scattering, I could have used the phrase as an epitaph on a chunk of… — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
“Science has never killed or persecuted a single person for doubting or denying its teaching, and most of these teaching have been… — Gratis P. Spencer Copy Share Image
'You didn't build that' will be Obama's political epitaph: With these remarks, Obama has come out of the closet as a most… — Ilana Mercer Copy Share Image
“Let no man write my epitaph; for as no man who knows my motives, dares now to vindicate them, let not prejudice,… — Gretta Curran Browne Copy Share Image
Our respect for the dead, when they are just dead, is something wonderful, and the way we show it more wonderful still.… — John Ruskin Copy Share Image
Let's talk of graves, of worms, and epitaphs; Make dust our paper, and with rainy eyes Write sorrow on the bosom of… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
![“[Epitaph:] Involved in a plot.” quote by Dorothy Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/077/dorothy-parker-700_epitaph_epitaph-involved-in-a-plot-626552_626552.jpg)
![“[Suggesting her epitaph:] This is too deep for me.” quote by Hedy Lamarr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/3e2/hedy-lamarr-8401_deep_suggesting-her-epitaph-this-is-too-deep_1621213.jpg)
![“Let's talk of graves, of worms, and epitaphs; Make dust our paper, and with rainy eyes Write sorrow on the bosom of the earth… [W]hat can we bequeath, Save our deposed bodies to the ground?... [N]othing can we call our own, but death... [L]et us sit upon the ground, And tell sad stories of the…” quote by William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/1d7/william-shakespeare-4_body_let-s-talk-of-graves-of-worms-and-epitap_570741.jpg)
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